ghoul meets world

🪩🫶🏼👽✨Designer. Crafter. Baseball Fan. Occasional Jerk.

[Tommy Vietor @TVietor08]

This answer from Trump about the Cyclospora outbreak that has now expanded to 9 states should lead every newscast:

Q: When is it going to be safe to eat lettuce again?
Trump: I don't know. I haven't thought about it.

[Daniel McAdams @DanielLMcAdams]

I have never seen anything so disrespectful to our US Service Members in my entire life.

[Neet @neet_sol]

We’re looking to fill a junior level position with the experience of a senior level position for the salary of an intern

[Tubi @Tubi]

suddenly it's 1989

[ghoul meets world @kgregstar]

@ChelseaRAR It is almost impossible for me to call him anything other than Jizz Chasholm

[Adam Cochran (adamscochran.eth) @adamscochran]

Honestly, Pulitzer worthy photo.

One light from nature.

One from man.

[Biff #SARSisAirborne 🍉 @Biff234523]

Today we learned what $1 Million to the MAGA Inc. PAC gets you: A public apology from @US_FDA for opening an investigation into your company. Incredible.

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

So let me get this straight. Taylor Farms lettuce gets linked to the cyclospora outbreak. The CEO visits the White House and donates to Trump. Then the FDA says the positive finding was a “false positive.”

Nothing suspicious about that at all.

[City of Pittsburgh @Pittsburgh]

“Happy “H” Day, Pittsburgh!

On this day in 1911, the United States Board on Geographic Names voted to restore the “H” to the spelling of our name. Learn more in our thread! ⬇️”

[ghoul meets world @kgregstar]

@WUTangKids Someone said it was a Peg Bundy outfit and I can’t unsee that 😂

[Mark @AgingRanchHand]

Those dogs that played poker probably just use gambling apps now and that makes me sad

[Ian Labatch @E97Big]

The pirates have won 4 in a row

[Vlogging Through History @VTHistory25]

White smoke in Cleveland...Lebron has made a decision?!?!

[Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan]

Used to be marijuana but now the "devil's lettuce" is just regular diarrhea lettuce

[ghoul meets world @kgregstar]

@pamvonhadder Mine does but you need to download an app for it (bc of course) but you earn tickets to win gift cards!

[Fitz🍀 @CheapSeats411]

BREAKING NEWS: Limiting the amount of viewers who can view an event causes decline in viewership.

[pamela ☁️☀️🛸 @tisthepamseason]

anyone wanna come over? i’m making pillsbury glass bread, parasite lettuce caesar salad, and screwworm steak for dinner 💕

[Dr. Lucky Tran @luckytran]

In capitalist America, Taco Bell is our CDC and Waffle House is our weather alert system.

[Jordan: Broadway’s Sure Thing @SongAndDanceRN]

NOT NOW, @MerriamWebster