𝓷𝓸 𝓽𝓱𝓪𝓷𝓴𝓼

[𝓷𝓸 𝓽𝓱𝓪𝓷𝓴𝓼 @kgyhe0]

shout out to the people who take care of our pets #veteransday

[𝓷𝓸 𝓽𝓱𝓪𝓷𝓴𝓼 @kgyhe0]

anyone have any insider secrets they want to tell me

[𝓷𝓸 𝓽𝓱𝓪𝓷𝓴𝓼 @kgyhe0]

@Dexerto they're going to be training AI on your pizza photos

[Kristi Yamaguccimane @TheWapplehouse]

I've been using Twitter for nearly 5,000 years now, and I'm only just discovering that you can summon Mušmaḫḫū, the ancient Mesopotamian seven-headed serpent demon, directly from the Copy Link option

[𝓷𝓸 𝓽𝓱𝓪𝓷𝓴𝓼 @kgyhe0]

@danfaggella Just turn it off stupid

[karina🦋hefner @superfic111al]

men wanting to fuck a dead animal #shocker

[Liste @endliste]

You have been dealt 32 damage. Continue drinking?

[Yes] 👈
[No]

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

I’ve been using Twitter for over a decade now and I just realized that when you hit “post” other people can actually see what you wrote.

[🏴based opossum🏴🚬 @CrustPunk161]

Tagging "ANARCHY" on the police station in comic sans

[𝓷𝓸 𝓽𝓱𝓪𝓷𝓴𝓼 @kgyhe0]

@iamgiardiniera @ChicagosMayor @Brandon4Chicago really unfortunate about your arms

[𝓷𝓸 𝓽𝓱𝓪𝓷𝓴𝓼 @kgyhe0]

@TheEconomist she was just doing her job, leave her out of this

[𝓷𝓸 𝓽𝓱𝓪𝓷𝓴𝓼 @kgyhe0]

@disclosetv noooooo not nikki

[𝓷𝓸 𝓽𝓱𝓪𝓷𝓴𝓼 @kgyhe0]

gnarly murk. has anyone said this yet

[𝓷𝓸 𝓽𝓱𝓪𝓷𝓴𝓼 @kgyhe0]

@1goodtern our cows are birds

[𝓷𝓸 𝓽𝓱𝓪𝓷𝓴𝓼 @kgyhe0]

@krassenstein @MrsErikaKirk wait they told me they weren't a hate group. what's going on here

[𝓷𝓸 𝓽𝓱𝓪𝓷𝓴𝓼 @kgyhe0]

@DrKellyVictory @jathorpmfm the fact that we can't put babies in the sun anymore is why they're vitamin deficent

[baby soms @neopetfuneral]

how it feels to be 30

[𝓷𝓸 𝓽𝓱𝓪𝓷𝓴𝓼 @kgyhe0]

@politico I can't imagine anyone thinking working in Congress would be anything but hell

[𝓷𝓸 𝓽𝓱𝓪𝓷𝓴𝓼 @kgyhe0]

@RubinReport you're doing the meme

[𝓷𝓸 𝓽𝓱𝓪𝓷𝓴𝓼 @kgyhe0]

minions assemble!

[𝓷𝓸 𝓽𝓱𝓪𝓷𝓴𝓼 @kgyhe0]

i've been using twitter for nearly three weeks now, and i'm only just discovering that you can post these little yellow guys alongside your text
😀😃😄😁😆😅😂🤣😭😉😉😗😙😚😘🥰😍🤩🥳
look at them all aren't they fun?