khaki code

Time will tell.

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

A refund should not take 8 days. You took my money in 2 seconds, so don’t tell me you need 8 days to return it. If you can take my money instantly, you can return it instantly.

[Jim Njue @jimNjue_]

“If you know goons are blocking Thika Super Highway, why are you going to work? stay at home and wait for a day there won’t be goons”

Interior CS Murkomen's Logic.

[James @MrJamesKe]

The Interior Cabinet Secretary says that if you know an area has goons, why go there to do politics? Just avoid the area. Imagine that coming from the man in charge of our national security. Instead of arresting the goons and securing the area, his solution is for politicians to avoid it. So the criminals control where Kenyans can freely assemble and exercise their political rights? We are truly becoming a joke.

[feyisayo 💸 @feyiszn]

That fake checkup before asking for a favour is crazy fr

[𝑾𝒊𝒍𝒔𝒐𝒏🎭 @wil_sonn1]

We cannot have another 5 years of Murkomen as a cabinet secretary!! That man is a liability to man kind.

[Moe @moneyacademyKE]

The World Bank has cautioned Kenyan banks over rising exposure to government debt.

Banks hold about Sh2.2 trillion in government securities, up by Sh150 billion in six months, as Kenya’s public debt reached Sh13 trillion by June 2026

[𝐉!𝐌𝐌𝐘 🔰 @kafangi]

In our working country saai pressure ingekuwa kwa Murkomen angekuwa already ame resign, but this is Kenya.

[ziapositive @ziapositive]

If I am 15 minutes late then, it’s unprofessional. But if I stay two hours late in office then it’s called dedication.

It’s funny how clock only matters when it benefits the company.

[Noluthando Ngcobo @LuthandoFuze]

Banks charge you a monthly fee for keeping your money with them then they charge you ATM fees for withdrawing it😭

[General Assweto🍷🍾❤️ @Asswetooo]

Did Kibaki call any headteacher on a live TV show to confirm if free primary education was working?

[Heisenberg @DrJuma_M]

There is No President in the Whole World who Has Ever Ordered His Citizens to Be Shot, This Imbecile is the First.

[Gitz  @Gitz__]

Kwani kuna bill ilipitishwa tukiwa tumelala ? Airtel na the Abduction network both lowering data plans doesn't look like a coincidence.

[Yoko @Kibet_bull]

They had said Edwin Sifuna movement was moto ya masagari, their own project Ndindi Nyoro was forgotten a day after launching his own party.

[𝑾𝒊𝒍𝒔𝒐𝒏🎭 @wil_sonn1]

Ruto was really counting on us to jump from Sifuna to ndindi nyoro 😂 it was his last shot na ime flop vibaya sanaa😂 Actually that was the drawing board kindiki was talking about 😭😂😂 Aibu tupu .

[Britney @OwanghB]

Huwa nashangaa kama sisi wote watched someone get shot...for just selling masks
We all did
Kenyans forget very fast

[Yoko @Kibet_bull]

Linda Mwananchi should also install someone like Alfred Keter from Rift valley to vie for presidency using another party. Hii Kura igawanywe pia

[WMM @WMMartha]

Ndindi Nyoro can even surprise us by flying out of the country on election day🤣

[John Mutongoi @johnmtongoi]

Lawyer Adrian Oluoch exposes Kiharu MP Ndindi Nyoro for insider trading, revealing that Nyoro purchased 30 million shares of Kenya Power at a depressed price of Ksh 1.4 per share in 2022 after acquiring inside information that President William Ruto's administration was planning to pump Ksh 27 billion into the company through the Last Mile Connectivity project and artificially strengthen the shilling, allowing him to make over Ksh 500 million in profits.

He further laid bare Nyoro's business entanglements with President Ruto, including a shared stake in several proxy companies, which have forced him to walk a fine line between his political ambitions and his business interests.

The lawyer also tore into Nyoro's character for voting in favour of the Finance Bill that led to the deaths of young Kenyans during the 2024 Gen-Z protests, while also noting that Nyoro conveniently absented himself from the Finance Bill 2026 vote by travelling to London to take a certificate course, despite having held over 10 press conferences criticizing the bill.

[Mavin Mabonga @Mabonga_254]

Rex Masai was gunned down on n that fateful evening because Ndindi Nyoro and William Ruto had decided to push on with the Finance Bill 2024. We shall never forget.

[Joel Jiranï @Kemboi67]

When Sifuna was telling the police to stop shooting at Kenyans, Ndindi Nyoro was busy running for his safety.

Know your friends bwana.