Euphie🐾

Thalassophile | | selenophile | | endless blue💙

[SAMMY @Samsambrains]

People are going through alot huku nje unapata someone is suffering from around 3 different conditions so he/she has to take around over 6 diffrent drugs kila siku unapata ni condition chronic so anameza mpaka anakwambia mm mahali imefika daktari heri nikufe tu sasa,lets keep giving them hope one day they will be free.

[Josh @Josh001J]

I just want you guys to help me. Mwanafunzi kama huyu anaeza saidiwa aje? Na ingekua wewe ni mwalimu hii insha ungempee nini? First of all ni lugha gani hii

[National Police Service-Kenya @NPSOfficial_KE]

PRESS STATEMENT : CLARIFICATION ON THE DEATH OF ALBERT OMONDI OJWANG

[𝕯𝖊𝖛𝕰𝖓𝖓𝖞 @ennycodes]

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[Mwalimu Josh @JoshOO1J]

Theres a piece of advice someone gave me after getting my first letter of employment and it helped me.

I watched a podcast yesterday and the same message was being reiterated by one Alfred Mathu and I think y'all need it. Once you get employed, this is the first thing you need to do!

[WARÚHIÚ @kamauwaruhiu]

Men are responsible 95% for all defecation and urination pollution of Nairobi , hiyo 5% ni luhya women who urinate standing like men .

[Neli @MainNeli_]

Watching Financially Incorrect i have realised a headstart in life from your parents and background really plays a major major part of your success in life in later days. Successful people come from very well to do families. However trivial they make it seem sometimes.

[Mstephanõ @Mstephano_]

Shot mbili plus massage ni shiinga?

Treat this with utmost urgency considering I'm the KOX Chairperson on matters procurement & escort-ology.

[Euphie🐾 @khaleb_002]

Allocating 2.7% of the total budget to agriculture is ridiculous
#rutomustgo

[Euphie🐾 @khaleb_002]

Today's presidential speech was remarkable,it's evident that he recognizes the role of agriculture in our country.If he translates his words into action,we'll be as good as a nation.I've read the whole speech and I was like 'wow.'

[korede🇪🇸 @_hxmilton]

i hate people like this brah, nobody forced your bitch ass to join the trend

[Okong' Okuna @XivTroy]

I am not as keen on performing wealth anymore as I am accumulating it. And accumulation is such an involving process that's bound to break a nail here and there. You have to make peace with some crude, some dirt on the pants, and the occasional punctured ego.

[🕊️ @lichthauch]

God honors his favorites by crushing them, drops the whole insufferable wretched weight of purpose on their spines until they either snap into shape or snap entirely. the unburdened, those buoyant grinning vapid little phantoms drifting through their own lives without a single crushing thing to carry, they are forgotten

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

“Stick to the script or I will tell Daddy Infantino”

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

I had blocked endless promotion texts, but this flash sms almost drove me insane every time I made a call. It turns out Safaricom forced me into something I didn't even opt-in in the first place. Anyway, Dial *100# > My Account > End of call notification to opt-out.

[Caspata.🐐 @Sp__ke_]

Ukimaliza kuwatch Sopranos,The wire,Breaking bad,Oz na GoT na vikings,unafunga mambo ya TV juu there's nothing better to watch.

[Don Bull @mainandegwa232]

Here's a clip of Nairobi Morgue from 2007/2008 PEV

[Drugs Bunny @Monty_Hasashi]

This reaction image 😭😭

[Řõððïę @Its_Roddie]

Her: Hey babe

Me: Yes baby.. How are you

Her: Niko poa.. Nimeundwa nails.. Zinakaa supuu ( sends nail pics)

Me: Yeah babe, they look awesome.. That's an amazing color selection

Her: Thanks babe.. But utaniRefund pesa

Me: Gani

Her: Si yenye nimetumia kutengeneza nails

[Kimuzi @Kimuzi_]

2020 nlijaribu farming nkaona dust mamayao. Na hio 15k nlikua nmekopa😂.

Instead of being sad, I smiled. Not because I was happy, because I had tried all to be something and I ended up being nothing. It's that sigh of relief that you tried.

Na Ni Mimi solo nlilima Na kupanda.