𝒑𝒂𝒕𝒊𝒐 𝒑𝒐𝒐𝒍 𝒑𝒐𝒖𝒏𝒅𝒆𝒓 👑🇯🇲

Nobody Belongs Anywhere, Nobody Exists On Purpose, Everybody's Gonna Die, Come Read My Tweets. 💁🏾‍♀️🇯🇲⚖️

[𝒑𝒂𝒕𝒊𝒐 𝒑𝒐𝒐𝒍 𝒑𝒐𝒖𝒏𝒅𝒆𝒓 👑🇯🇲 @khalliseee]

Letting go of toxicity is one of the most important things you can do for yourself and your circle. Vitality & strength returns to yourself & your friendships, once dimmed by negativity. Move on from the things and people keeping you down and you’ll be happier and heathier! 😇🥰

[𝒑𝒂𝒕𝒊𝒐 𝒑𝒐𝒐𝒍 𝒑𝒐𝒖𝒏𝒅𝒆𝒓 👑🇯🇲 @khalliseee]

THE MEET CUTES OMFG

[Saberspark @Saberspark]

movie theater lobbies this weekend between showings

[@TheCoreyRichardson on Threads. Follow Me There. @vexedinthecity]

At the end of the day, the Titanic Missing Billionaire Submarine story is a perfect distillation of 21st Century capitalism: A small group of very rich people assume a clearly irresponsible risk. It goes predictably wrong. Scores more in public resources are used to save them...

[Read Raising Expectations (and Raising Hell) @JPHilllllll]

Many people are saying this

[𝒑𝒂𝒕𝒊𝒐 𝒑𝒐𝒐𝒍 𝒑𝒐𝒖𝒏𝒅𝒆𝒓 👑🇯🇲 @khalliseee]

Nothing like writing your guest list to make you realize how antisocial you are 🤣🤣🤣 I’ll take the cheaper wedding costs though lmfaooooo

[𝒑𝒂𝒕𝒊𝒐 𝒑𝒐𝒐𝒍 𝒑𝒐𝒖𝒏𝒅𝒆𝒓 👑🇯🇲 @khalliseee]

VERY excited to get into hogwarts legacy. Probs tied with hubs for fave present this year, a MUCH needed massage. Positively OBSESSED with my lil wizarding world portrait. Absolutely tickled rn ☺️

[Qasim Rashid, Esq. @QasimRashid]

GOP: We protect kids!

So—ban child labor?

GOP: No

Ban child marriages?

GOP: No

Ban children from carrying guns?

GOP: No

Ban gun sales w/o background checks?

GOP: No

Then how exactly do protect kids?🤔

GOP: We ban books, discussions on racism, drag, & free school lunch.

[𝒑𝒂𝒕𝒊𝒐 𝒑𝒐𝒐𝒍 𝒑𝒐𝒖𝒏𝒅𝒆𝒓 👑🇯🇲 @khalliseee]

@theBatJeww But it takes special people to do it, and you’re definitely one of them! Good job on the deal! You made her grieving process that much easier by being there for her, it makes it all worth it!

[𝒑𝒂𝒕𝒊𝒐 𝒑𝒐𝒐𝒍 𝒑𝒐𝒖𝒏𝒅𝒆𝒓 👑🇯🇲 @khalliseee]

@theBatJeww Even the biggest wins are always tough in family law, I feel this heavy friendo. It can be petty and dramatic but family law is one of the most emotionally charged areas of law bc you have to bring the court system into your home and very intimate parts of your life.

[reb @rebmasel]

being a lawyer just means I’m not the greatest at math but I know when shit don’t add up

[Nina Turner @ninaturner]

The life expectancy for a Black man in the U.S. is 68.

House Republicans signed onto a plan to raise the retirement age for Social Security to 70?

The math is…

[𝒑𝒂𝒕𝒊𝒐 𝒑𝒐𝒐𝒍 𝒑𝒐𝒖𝒏𝒅𝒆𝒓 👑🇯🇲 @khalliseee]

I have about as much enthusiasm for my birthday this year as Dwight’s sign for Kelly’s birthday.

[𝒑𝒂𝒕𝒊𝒐 𝒑𝒐𝒐𝒍 𝒑𝒐𝒖𝒏𝒅𝒆𝒓 👑🇯🇲 @khalliseee]

I’d say I’m gonna start wearing white everything everywhere, but based off tonight, the fact that I almost spilt several things in myself tells me that’s a big no 🤣🥹

[𝒑𝒂𝒕𝒊𝒐 𝒑𝒐𝒐𝒍 𝒑𝒐𝒖𝒏𝒅𝒆𝒓 👑🇯🇲 @khalliseee]

I had the pleasure of being introduced as a fiancée a bunch tonight and once the initial anxiety wore off, wheeeeewwwww I enjoyed that shit so much 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹

[𝒑𝒂𝒕𝒊𝒐 𝒑𝒐𝒐𝒍 𝒑𝒐𝒖𝒏𝒅𝒆𝒓 👑🇯🇲 @khalliseee]

Bruh I have no idea what to do for my birthday. For the first time in forever lol. And it’s the last 20something birthday. Fuck lmfao.

[𝒑𝒂𝒕𝒊𝒐 𝒑𝒐𝒐𝒍 𝒑𝒐𝒖𝒏𝒅𝒆𝒓 👑🇯🇲 @khalliseee]

scrolling through Twitter and one of the kids starts calling out for B and this man said, “after 8pm, they’re your kids.” I was like sir 🤣🤣

[Lindy Li @lindyli]

DeSantis tried to ban guns at HIS OWN EVENT

The NRA banned guns at THEIR OWN EVENT

But they’re ok with guns in our supermarkets, churches, movie theaters

They’re ok with our kids getting slaughtered at school

As long as they’re not the ones getting killed, they don’t give a F

[LIZZO @lizzo]

Selfie as Beyoncé casually makes herstory 🥹🤯