chloe

random mom thoughts, television commentary, over sharing and complaining

[chloe @khalowee]

I look at my kids face and swear I’ve known her before

[chloe @khalowee]

Okay @SamsClub this is really funny

[chloe @khalowee]

@10HSUN6HMOON It’s the combination of being the original iPad kids and COVID.

[chloe @khalowee]

This is my quiet time. I go to bed with the baby so I’m always wide awake at 4:30am and so I just vibe while nobody is awake.

[chloe @khalowee]

After this many scandals from #LIB it’s hard to believe they aren’t purposely casting terrible people. There’s literally no way they aren’t sitting behind these casting interviews and going “nahhhh they’re hiding shit get them.”

[chloe @khalowee]

I do not understand getting pregnant back to back. I do not believe you’re making “instant besties”. I think you are preventing your body/mind from healing.

[chloe @khalowee]

@HollisterCo is so dissapointing these days. Went to the website cause I really wanted a hollister graphic tee or cute beachy blouse and the inventory looks like wet seal before they closed down. They don’t even have cute branded tees. Clothes look cheap for a hefty price.

[chloe @khalowee]

Just went to a car wash for the first time in 4 years. Not because my car hasn’t been cleaned- but because my man does it for me and this time I refused to let him touch my on the go Mom mess.

[chloe @khalowee]

I will die on the hill that kids need to have a bedtime before 9 pm. I don’t like to judge mom choices at all. But put the damn kids to bed. Give them a routine.

[chloe @khalowee]

@lindsaydemeola Ricotta was not meant to be in soup

[chloe @khalowee]

Beef jerky is just dog food for men

[chloe @khalowee]

@lindsaydemeola This!!!! Yes!!!

[chloe @khalowee]

@lindsaydemeola I’m so sick of lasagna soup videos

[chloe @khalowee]

@tanamongeau Okay but is this you, AI, or your doppelgänger? I need answers please

[chloe @khalowee]

There’s this guy that was in my theatre program in College that is trying to cosplay on tiktok as a “hobo musician” but every video is just him around his parent’s nice Alabama house. He even goes as far to put a fort in the living room and pretend it’s a tent. I caaannttttt.

[chloe @khalowee]

Me when auto correct changes to “kilo & stitch”

[chloe @khalowee]

Video rentals and free Pizza Hut on a Tuesday night. Childhood in the 2000s was peak vibes.

[chloe @khalowee]

Once u have a baby u just feel like this all the time lol

[jynx @jynxbby]

i know my period is coming up when i start feeling like this

[Mr Attorney ⚖️👨🏾‍⚖️|| Bohlatse @Bohlatse_]

Enjoying my rent.

[Ariam #FreeTigray @iambrattyb]

And October used to be cold

[chloe @khalowee]

I’m once again back to say…. Why do so many people sell CRAP in “closet clean outs” on Facebook? Y’all need to go to second hand shop already and spare my feed.