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[Maandamano Hottie 🇵🇸 @_omalicha__]

Girlies, it’s not a man you want. It’s the money and security you think he has that you want. Just make your own money and see.

[Ziick01 @50boyziick]

Kilimani niggas are never beating the Allegations 🤦🏾‍♂️😂

[KD @3headeddgoat]

"THE SEATING POSITION IS MUCH MORE UPRIGHT THAN MY RANGE ROVER "

[𝐏𝗋𝗂𐓣𝖼𝖾 ⱺ𝖿 ρ𝖾α𝖼𝖾🪽 @johnnieblake_01]

Stopped talking to a very close friend of mine in 2024 because his wife told him he can't be hanging out with me anymore. Her reason? I'm single and will bring temptation into his life.
Me wey dey learn from your husband lol. She has come to me twice this year that she's...

[DelSavy ✨ @delcyn_savannah]

One thing about kujituma and having a great work ethic is that the universe has no choice but to respect the effort. So things will fall into place, it’s only a matter of time ✨

[sua brodi da vizinhança @nuncavotransar]

homens depois de criar um sistema onde patrimônio é valor de um homem e agora eles precisam de patrimônio pra ter valor

[Aimun @bluemagicboxes]

Anyway, just want women around me to understand, you need to start aspiring towards financial independence with the exact same urgency society wants you to aspire towards marriage.

[Mumbi @NotYourNyukwaKE]

Like clockwork Every year before the finance bill. Since 2023. 😂

[Rasna Warah @RasnaWarah]

I said it before, am saying it again, one day someone will look at Kenya and say, here lie the ruins of a country destroyed by greed.

[KHAN'✨ @khanofkhans11_]

79 messages is overdoing it. The problem is she is still inexperienced and naive. A time will come when she will look back on times like this and nearly throw up out of disgust.

[only 1 uzama @KaiUzama]

A lot of you never held any leadership role prior to marriage. Not your offices, not in associations you belong to, not even headboy of your primary school, so marriage is the one place you finally get to be the local champion leader you’ve been having wet dreams about.

Pathetic

[JaVO😉🇲🇦 @Is_javan]

#Usikimye

[SuperMetro 🚌 @SuperMetro_Ke]

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[Eric @amerix]

Be thankful for the small achievements in your life.

Don't live another person's life.

Run your race. It is fulfilling.

Be patient. Your reward will come.

[Maandamano Hottie 🇵🇸 @_omalicha__]

Until the day you realize marriage is not a reward for “good” behavior utashinda ukilia lmao.

[Triiad ୭୭ @triiadxx]

I'll clap for others until it's my turn.

[Triiad ୭୭ @triiadxx]

men are losers even in their own fantasies

[King.sol 🇶🇦 @teddi_speaks]

This is exactly how women treat intentional men. 🤣

[T. Rânkïn' PisTola! @AfroVII]

It's funny because men never imagine that women have these same feelings. Lol.