Niah Khan

[Jimmy Kimmel @jimmykimmel]

So far 2020, you suck.

[Niah Khan @khan_niah]

*T series logo comes up at start of bollywood movie*
No one:
LITERALLY no one:
My brother: T series won against pewddiepie.

#tseries #pewdiepie

[Niah Khan @khan_niah]

No one:
Literally nobody:

My brain at 1am: We should learn how to #clockwoah
#TikTok

[Niah Khan @khan_niah]

*SCREAMING EXTERNALLY*

[Niah Khan @khan_niah]

There's gonna come a time when you're old and you're partway through watching this really fire tv series. But you die before knowing how it ends.

[Alanah Pearce @Charalanahzard]

yea sex is cool and all but have you ever tried playing video games

[Niah Khan @khan_niah]

#mood

[Gudetama @gudetamatweets]

not now... #mondaymotivation

[Lainey 🌻 @NZLainey]

I don’t understand this. So many others who don’t have a promising sports career ahead of them, don’t get off as lightly. Or do they? What colour was he is the other question that springs to mind and I know I shouldn’t say it, but ...

https://t.co/Efva65ziEF

[Niah Khan @khan_niah]

Finding out that Acid Rap is finally on spotify was the best thing ever. THANK YOU @chancetherapper #acidrap

[Taika Waititi @TaikaWaititi]

Haaaaaa I forgot about this stupid meme. Now I like it. #JojoRabbit #FuckYouShitler

[Niah Khan @khan_niah]

Its amazing how everytime @BustaRhymes says "The only thing you need to do right here is,
Is nod your fucking head", my head automatically starts nodding. #BreakYaNeck

[World Health Organization (WHO) @WHO]

BREAKING NEWS: The #Ebola outbreak in #DRC constitutes a public health emergency of international concern, citing concerning geographical expansion of the virus: WHO Director-General, @DrTedros following the IHR Emergency Committee’s recommendation #alert

[Niah Khan @khan_niah]

Hello can someone please tell me why my 11yr old brother is asking about the assassination of Archduke Franz Ferdinand? #GoogleAssistant #GoogleHome #siblings

[Niah Khan @khan_niah]

Two kids on the bus offered their seat to me because I was standing
My brain : aww they're being polite
Also my brain: YOU'RE OLD, GRANDMA.

[Niah Khan @khan_niah]

I need this kind of thing in my life

[Niah Khan @khan_niah]

I think my favourite part about all these new #Spiderman movies is the soundtrack. #SpiderManFarFromHome

[Niah Khan @khan_niah]

My 11yo brother and I were watching #Spiderman:Homecoming
Him- Did u watch that episode of #PatriotAct on Sudan?
Me- Yeah why?
Him- @hasanminhaj said "the coups in Africa are like Marvel movies..they come out and you're like 'another one?!'
Me- Can u just be a kid rn?

[Niah Khan @khan_niah]

@FakeNerdBoy Omg absolutely

[Niah Khan @khan_niah]

Jon Stewart's speech to Congress made me well up. Aspire to be as dedicated, passionate and inspirational some day. ❤️ In the mean time...can the injustice stop already?

[Niah Khan @khan_niah]

Head. Shoulders. Knees. Toes.
DON'T 👏 KNOW 👏 THESE 👏 HOES 👏
#nailshairhipsheels #dontknowthesehoes #todrickhall