in dog years I'm dead

Dog & human Mum. Plant enthusiast. 28 Instagram @post_mortemboredom

[TechnicallyRon (On all the platforms) @TechnicallyRon]

I took 1 star reviews of #Barbie from furious men on letterboxd and put them on the posters because it makes the film seem ever cooler.

[fredesque @FredTaming]

jesus christ he's huge

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

Never deleting this app.

[trash jones @jzux]

wish there was a daily rate limit on my thoughts

[in dog years I'm dead @kharleighattack]

I'm absolutely fuming that they're discontinuing Fantales

[give it a bone @hornbag__]

WITHOUT GOOGLING name a famous historic battle

[academy award nominee emily blunt @biglttlefleabag]

the replies too like yep

[in dog years I'm dead @kharleighattack]

Another one is when people ask you for something (e.g. drive them somewhere), but they actually have no intent on accepting any answer other than yes, and if you say no it's a whole "why not?" "Can't you just do it?" spiel. No is a complete answer and people don't owe you a why.

[in dog years I'm dead @kharleighattack]

One of my biggest pet peeves is when people volunteer my time and skills without asking me. It's just a shitty move, I feel like they remove my ability to consent to do so. It just feels like a total disregard of what my personal boundaries are.

[in dog years I'm dead @kharleighattack]

To the hospital Emergency ward for me yesterday and now tonight for Reuben I am STRESSED

[in dog years I'm dead @kharleighattack]

@AdamBandt A modern Marie Antoinette

[in dog years I'm dead @kharleighattack]

The whole "what percentage are you?" question borderline sends me into a blind rage, it's so fucking ignorant

[in dog years I'm dead @kharleighattack]

@ladyxwisdom Maybe see if they can reissue it? Like maybe the card is faulty

[in dog years I'm dead @kharleighattack]

@SwiftStump I can't believe he didn't check, he assumed it came with rice at that price. Rookie

[in dog years I'm dead @kharleighattack]

I'm actually fuming that this butter chicken Reece ordered was $27 and did not come with rice??

[ryan w @SourceRyan]

“Chris made one mistake”

Feb 2009: Assaulted Rihanna
March 2011: Smashed a window and stormed off set of Robin Roberts interview
Feb 2012: Stole a woman’s phone
Jan 2013: Assaulted Frank Ocean and threatened to shoot him
June 2013: Shoved a woman to the ground leaving her with torn ligaments in her knee
July 2013: Involved in alleged hit and run
October 2013: Arrested for felony assault, reduced to misdemeanour
Sept 2015: Pushed a woman off a bus and she filed a third-degree assault charge against him
Jan 2016: Punched a woman in the face and took her phone
May 2016: Threatened tour manager with physical assault
August 2016: Arrested by police after showing up at a woman’s house and threatening her with a  gun
2017: Karrueche Tran obtained a restraining order against him

[IndigenousX @IndigenousX]

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