Alex Khavich

[Noam Blum @neontaster]

Oh, you think the Spider is your ally. But you merely adopted your suit; I was born in it, molded by it. #Venom

[Alex Khavich @khav]

@9a3eedi Something similar happened to me

[common law wife guy @omically]

yet another example of unrealistic body standards for women

[Not Jerry Tipton @NotJerryTipton]

Best video you'll see all day of a Florida Gator mascot saving a little kid's life.

[BORED @BoredElonMusk]

Podcast app that connects to Google Maps and finds you a perfectly timed episode based on your commute.

[Alex Khavich @khav]

@9a3eedi this is now my new goal in the game

[Ben @0point5twins]

Eminem always ties at rock-paper-scissors

[Noam Blum @neontaster]

I support the stimulation of economies by the promotion of robotic spider manufacturing industries, otherwise known as arachno-capitalism.

[@[email protected] @Fenreliania]

While you were busy playing fetch, I was mastering the ancient weapons.

[Sonic the Hedgehog @sonic_hedgehog]

Who knew?

[eevee 💨 @eevee]

someone tried to reset my twitter password. luckily i thought ahead and foiled their plans, by signing up with my email instead of theirs

[Sonic the Hedgehog @sonic_hedgehog]

Never type angry.

[Dan Jordan @The_Rabbit42]

When you used to design Doom levels but now design office buildings.

[Olof Kindgren @OlofKindgren]

Android crashes on boot when running from SD card

[Paul Eggleston @pauleggleston]

There was a young man
from Crewe, who took limericks
and made them haiku.

[Robert Graham @robertgraham]

What part of "seven small rocky planets" is NASA not understanding?
Happy, Sleepy, Sneezy, Grumpy, Bashful, Dopey, and Doc. https://t.co/S4rhsGie6r