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[AYANNY @gaygirldiaries]

me looking at my boo because the drinks bussin and i’m ready to go home and fuck

[LKD @lowkiidangerous]

pops is a real nigga

[Tina Turtle 🐢 @tinaturttle]

Everytime a nigga piss me off my mind goes “I gotta get richer than this nigga” 😂

[slimmer shady @totauddd]

My death is more guaranteed than my wedding so instead of looking for my soulmate im going to look for my soul

[SMK @shamomk]

@MenAreMid_ Wheelchair access

[Lesilo Rula @kay_mahapa]

It’s only Tuesday mind you 😭

[b3aut1ful thugg3r g1rl @1nsatiablee]

If you wax your own pussy you need to go to war

[. @Omgemeraldddd]

FUN FACT: doing absolutely nothing at work is more draining mentally than being busy at work.

[. @A_Geechi]

Nah omg im about to cry

[4k™ @geeblaq4k]

“We regret to inform you”

You will surely regret informing me

[Timmytheblog @timmycruisee]

I have tailored my résumé so many times I no longer know who I am.

[Rose TheArtist @rosethaaartist]

So, you can’t wait 3 dates to fuck a girl but you can go to jail for 6 years and not play in no ass ? Yeah alright.

[4theloveofbri. @1bridesiree]

to be happily married that u wanna give a man 5 kids and to be financially free to raise them and give em the best >

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni_]

Me tryna adjust my pad in public without making it obvious

[Oluwatimileyin✨🦋 @Timmysofine]

"We regret to inform you"

You will regret informing me

[Anvi🍒 @anvixox]

Me choosing not to sit with my coworkers so I can eat lunch and watch YouTube.

[Nik @_NikSpace]

This shit been having me weak all night wtf is this

[Yoriyori-OyokO💕🎀 @Ify__oma]

Watching him make me angry before I could tell him today’s gossip… now I have to wait until tomorrow.