Kelly H. Wilkerson

Pretty sure my profession is reheating coffee. When not doing that, I fix broken iPhone backups & other irritating software problems. Cofounder, Decipher Media.

[Kyle 🌱 @KylePlantEmoji]

Me: hey windows can you delete this file please

Windows: you got it, j-... omg there's actually a program using it right now

Me: omg who 😳

Windows: omg I can't say 🫣

[Kelly H. Wilkerson @kheffner]

@alenards If I ever get business cards, I am going to put "aspiring-code-janitor" on them for sure. 🤓

[Andrew Lenards @alenards]

Episode 000 of The Mental Side of Programming is now published! More than a year in the making, our first practitioner discussion with Kelly Wilkerson, owner / co-founder / wearer-of-many-hats / aspiring-code-janitor, is now live.

https://t.co/Ro6aGWDAeP

[I Am Devloper @iamdevloper]

The four stages of debugging: 1. That can't happen 2. That doesn't happen on my machine. 3. That shouldn't happen 4. Oh, I see why that happens. Stay tuned for the 5th stage: How did that ever work?

[nixCraft 🐧 @nixcraft]

🥹

[Programmer Humor @PR0GRAMMERHUM0R]

Java 21 will introduce Unnamed Classes and Instance Main Methods https://t.co/EuoCkK60YC

[Kelly H. Wilkerson @kheffner]

@alenards ((tentative hand raise))

[Kelly H. Wilkerson @kheffner]

Be sure to upvote a correct answer on Stack Overflow so that the next time you look up the same exact question, you can easily find the answer. 😅

[Kelly H. Wilkerson @kheffner]

@starmike @NVIDIAGeForce @nvidia I've been tinkering with this crash again. Knock on wood, I've had a week of stability (versus a nearly daily crash). If you look at your Control Panel > Hardware and Sound > Power Options, are you on "balanced"? Are there "High Performance" and "Ultimate Performance" options?

[Kat Scott 🐀 @kscottz]

If you recognize this sculpture you did not party enough in college.

[Josh Cashaback @JCashaback]

Good luck to all the PhD students this week, where all their family try to understand what they do and ask when they will be done.

[The Dad @thedad]

The least realistic thing about Christmas isn’t Santa or elves or flying reindeer. It’s the idea that you can make a major financial decision like buying a car as a “surprise” for your partner and somehow stay happily married.

[christina 死神 @chhopsky]

just one of those days

[Creative Rants @Creative_Rants]

Happy #WWDC22 🙃

[Kelly H. Wilkerson @kheffner]

@bhaveshshah Thank you for the kind words! Unfortunately our software doesn't help with moving from Android to an iPhone 🙁

[Dan Frakes @DanFrakes]

TIL this pro tip: