Man, retirement is awesome. Watching Ghost Rider at midnight, eating cheetos and drinking Mikes, Hard Lemonade. Not worrying about having to get up. Don't care if it's Monday.
@JustinKelso When I was learning, this 80yr old man, told me he would play with me when I broke 100. We finally played, I thought he would be impressed with my long ball. He only hit about 150 and straight. He broke par, and my 300+ yd drives and my double and triple bogeys learned a lesson.
@JustinKelso When I was young, I hit it 350 yds 3 fairways over and shot in the 90's. Then I learned that 250 and straight could get me in the low 80's upper 70's. Bigger difference!
Went to hit some range balls, and the manager said, didn't you just retire? I said how do you know? He said I follow you on Twitter, and obviously noticed Marcus first. He gave me 2 buckets as a retirement gift. Shout out to @kppurvis3 at Tex Consolver Golf Course.
@SNR4Life23 I'm sure it was on Wedding Crashers that said a soulmate is our souls recognition of it's counterpart in another. Not Socrates, but close enough. Lol