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I'm that green haired girl from Colt 45

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I wonder how my random followers read my tweets? Like is my voice annoying or nah?

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Omg bitches I’m back!!!

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@pizzahontass I think I saw the Mardi Gras pic of her and thought the same thing 😂😂

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I feel like going to Vegas is such a mid life crisis thing to do

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🎵What are the ruuuuuUUUuules🎵

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Fun fact: I'm the youngest person in this bar

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I love trash tv and I don't care who knows it

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Should I become a Miley Cyrus impersonator?

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HARRY POTTER IS NOT A CHRISTMAS MOVIE IT IS AN ALL YEAR ROUND MOVIE but I'm glad abc family is playing all of them while I have cable

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@pizzahontass are you serious it's like about 1 in 50 are really bitter

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Why do some pistachios taste fucking terrible??

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I miss bartending. I would tell tinder matches to come while I was working so they would buy me shots and leave me a nice tip

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Do I Perpetuate My Own Sense of Miserableness: A Memoir - Katey Hockenbury

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S/o to m&ms for still playing that "they do exist" holiday commercial

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Blair witch project is still relevant???

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Do y'all think I can set up my hammock in a bunk bed? Like will it hold me?

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@pizzahontass step 1: crossword puzzles step 2: "then shove it up your butt!"

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I've picked up some healthy recipes like quinoa n chia pudding but my family finds them all disgusting/weird and will throw out my leftovers

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Yo I'm all for conspiracy theories but the flat earth one just really grinds my gears

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@Nancy_Thai that gummy worm lives on thanks to my Instagram