Kyle

Wife quit twitter 4 years ago. Funny anecdotes may or may not be mine.

[Kyle @khoward7]

These workplace sexual harassment modules are out of hand.

[Legends @Legends_TCMABL]

All the way from 1 win in 2015, the Legends are your 2023 @TCMABL CHAMPIONS

[Kyle @khoward7]

@dustinkalien I limit myself to one Harry Potter Movie Marathon every year in November.

[Kyle @khoward7]

Your kid looks like an idiot with that giant bow.

[Kyle @khoward7]

Maybe it’s the Wisconsin boy in me but honestly, potato chips are a better salsa chip than tortilla.

[Kyle @khoward7]

Nothing on her but if I was going to make something my entire personality it sure as shit wouldn’t be Taylor Swift.

[Kyle @khoward7]

@atgleiter6 @panerabread Portion sizes are so damn small.

[Kyle @khoward7]

You feel real cool wearing Carhartt around Home Depot until you have to ask a stupid fucking question.

[Kyle @khoward7]

@atgleiter6 Green if they those cotton candy mf’s…. otherwise red

[Kyle @khoward7]

If you dump your water in the TSA line instead of just chugging it you are a wasteful baby person and I hate you.

[Kyle @khoward7]

I will play wordle every day until my go-to first word is the winner.

[Kyle @khoward7]

When did blaming every quirk or somewhat negative trait on ADHD become so popular? Is this just like an elaborate way to push adderall?

[Kyle @khoward7]

People are trying way too hard to show social media they’re grinding when they post videos of themselves giving advice or coaching while driving.

[Kyle @khoward7]

Please stop the boomer business boys wearing suit jackets with jeans.

[Kyle @khoward7]

It’s a weird feeling when the wedding DJ calls for the married couples dance and you and your wife make it almost 3/4 of the way through surrounded by olds.

[Kyle @khoward7]

@atgleiter6 My man, you need to check ya self.

[Kyle @khoward7]

The DOT is trippin if they think we read the the actually read the paint as “stop ahead” instead of “ahead, stop”

[Kyle @khoward7]

Girls on Instagram talking about ✨styling✨ a skirt or something and they just put on a different shirt.

[Kyle @khoward7]

The proud husbandly urge to mutter “damn right it is” after your wife states her last name (the one she took from you)

[Kyle @khoward7]

My money don’t jiggle jiggle, it’s corn. I like to see you wiggle wiggle, it’s corn. I need to get off the internet, you know.