Ken

[Whitney Cummings @WhitneyCummings]

Mars seems cool but should we maybe figure out how to survive on earth first or...?

[Matt McDermott @mattmfm]

What an absolutely remarkable photo.

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

Congratulations to my friend, President @JoeBiden! This is your time.

[Joe Sondow @JoeSondow]

Stop saying history will judge them. Judge them now. With judges.

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

No president whose lies and failures have cost 225,000 American lives should keep his job. Period.

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

"KOBE" chants in downtown LA 🙏

(via @AO619)

[Ken @khsheldon]

@ACorasanti People who don’t wear masks are the same people who ruin brownies by adding nuts

[Ken @khsheldon]

@EatLiquidGold It me
@pjcap10 @ACorasanti
#OneShellOfAPromo

[Archive: Governor Andrew Cuomo @NYGovCuomo]

Let’s talk about fairness, Mitch.

NYS puts $116 billion more into the federal pot than we take out.

Kentucky TAKES $148 billion more from the federal pot than they put in.

But we don't deserve help now because the 15,000 people who died here were predominately democrats?

[birdsrightsactivist @ProBirdRights]

WASH FREQUENT. MANTAIN SOCIAL DISTANCE.

[Hillary Clinton @HillaryClinton]

Please do not take medical advice from a man who looked directly at a solar eclipse.

[birdsrightsactivist @ProBirdRights]

hot birb summer

[birdsrightsactivist @ProBirdRights]

how bout. no. movie of Cats People. how bout. yes. movie of Birds with Hands (do jazze)

[Shalyah Evans @ShalyahEvans]

do the organizers of Burning Man also offer a Temperature Controlled Woman? I’d be interested.

[Carrot Facts @RealCarrotFacts]

carrot are Good and taste good donal Trump should not be president

[birdsrightsactivist @ProBirdRights]

i haev hire a intern. he name is jeff. jeff is a potato chip. jeff gone now thank u for ur hard work

[Kim Kardashian @KimKardashian]

kowabunga dudettes. i'm so pumped to be on this surfing kick. who else surfs out there? gnarly day in the h2o. ridin waves!

[Vinny Guadagnino @VINNYGUADAGNINO]

@realDonaldTrump I think climate change is more complex than global warming will make it hotter. It has to do with disruptions of atmospheric conditions,ocean patterns, jet streams and shit like that

[birdsrightsactivist @ProBirdRights]

Elelectors you had one charnce to wrote me in what gives it not hard to spell bird it B I R B E

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

Let’s Make America Smart Again