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[ray. @sup3rsun]

I wanna clear my SHEIN cart but I think my frontal lobe is developing. I want good quality clothing ? 🫩

[rosey🌹 @thechosenberg]

This is my quant

[🩰 @khumomrf]

@1hkpfz 😭😭😭

[Noah @antibearthesis]

“CLAUDE I ASKED YOU 3 TIMES AND YOU KEEP GETTING IT WRONG, FIND ME THE NEXT $NVDA AT $11 THINK LIKE NANCY PELOSI AND FIX THIS NO MISTAKES”

[Mamello🧚🏽‍♀️ @MelloFelicia1]

Loving him a little extra ngoba uyakwazi
ukumelana nenkani yami 😩

[❀ taco ˖𓍢ִ໋ @reesupremacy]

Gaby Ndaba was found under a bridge after going missing for 6 days in 2023. It is 2026 and the family are still seeking answers from the police.

Please retweet. This can happen to any one of us

✍🏽Petition: https://t.co/qjk6VPpDHZ

@eNCA @SABCNews @ewnupdates @dailymaverick

[𝙩𝙚𝙗𝙤𝙜𝙤𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩𝙤 @simplytee23]

The way my body physically reacts to
stress is a clear sign that I'm a
soft girl

[𝒵𝒾𝓀✯ @_Gottalovezik]

when someone says i'm crazy but they haven't seen me argue with my entire family at once

[lis🫧 @sativaloreee]

arguing over who should text first with my pretty 9-5 boy>>>> whatever the hell this is

[CHA$E @jehovahsflyest]

Me having to go outside because the delivery guy don't know how to follow directions

[𝓈𝒽𝒶𝓌𝓇𝓎 𝒻𝑜𝓇 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝓂𝑜𝓊𝓃𝓉𝒶𝒾𝓃𝓈🏔️ @agoro__]

Met someone who is just as much of a lover person as I am, and I don’t have to hold back any part of my lover girl side. This is who I really am 🥹 alongside a regulated nervous system 🙏🏿✨

[• @yducknow]

Me at work pretending to be nice

[✮⋆˙ @_shrxyz]

“your boyfriend is a simp” yeah i know, that’s exactly why I meticulously hand-picked him.

[Collins🦋 @collinstimbela_]

Make the Microsoft CEO search for an email on Outlook live on camera

[𝗄𝖺𝗄𝗁𝗈𝗓𝖺 @simphiweyinkoc_]

I think having a lover, not a boyfriend not a husband, just a lover who courts you and cares about you and you’re obsessed with each other but live separately without societal pressure is so chic and very hot.

[Jhay @jhayusb]

omw to get the worm early asf

[Jason Pargin, author of John Dies at the End, etc @JasonKPargin]

An underrated path to self-improvement is to get with somebody who has an unrealistically high opinion of you and to fight every day to not disappoint them

[: @_dxllz7]

Me on january 1: “2026 is my year"

Me on February 20th 2026: