Kymeleon, PharmD

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[Kymeleon, PharmD @khumpfreeze]

@Rnash__ The real ones remember

[Drew Holden @DrewHolden360]

Step 1: “Voter fraud doesn’t happen,” CNN

Step 2: “Fine, voter fraud happened,” CNN

Step 3: “Voter fraud happening doesn’t mean what you think it means,” CNN

[Kymeleon, PharmD @khumpfreeze]

“Now as an LSU Tiger, Dottery will be on the other side of the camera” 💀

[Recruits CFB @recruits_cfb]

Star LSU linebacker TJ Dottery, who transferred from Ole Miss this offseason, will attend the SEC media days this week for the Tigers. Dottery joined Ole Miss after being dismissed from Clemson for allegedly taking photos of players naked in the locker room and distributing them 👀

Now as an LSU Tiger, Dottery will be on the other side of the camera. It is worth noting that HC Lane Kiffin and Dottery have both said over recent weeks that Dottery is actually a victim of the Clemson situation, and the person who was truly responsible is now in jail…

Dottery changed his last name from Dudley to Dottery following the Clemson situation. He said the change was to match his father, Antoine Dottery.

LSU hosts Clemson to open up the season on September 5th, where TJ will take on his original team. Thoughts?

[Kymeleon, PharmD @khumpfreeze]

@labgolfputters

[Kymeleon, PharmD @khumpfreeze]

@pants

[Ellen Carmichael @ellencarmichael]

The most interesting part of the red card saga isn't the ruling. It's how differently Americans and Europeans process the idea that they might have been wronged.

Europeans are fundamentally different from Americans in one particular way: they expect life to be aggravating and at times unfair. It's just a fact of moving through the world. I joke that in Europe, the customer is always wrong. You didn't read the fine print. The only pharmacy in town is closed every other Tuesday for three hours, and even if the times weren't posted, that's still your problem. Too bad if you want the bill, because the waiter's on his union-mandated half-hour smoke break, and you're just going to have to wait.

To quote the great Mark Knopfler: sometimes you're the windshield, sometimes you're the bug. There's something freeing in that. Things are less in your control, so there's less angst in managing your expectations.

In America, things couldn't be more different. We simply can't accept a wrong left unrighted.

The flight attendant sneezed handing you a drink on your one-hour flight? 15,000 frequent flyer miles. Didn't like your appetizer? A replacement is on the way, and the whole course comes off the bill. There's a reason our interstates are lined with trial lawyer billboards.

Europeans have turned complaining into a continental pastime with no expectation that the universe owes them a remedy for their grief. You gripe about the train being late, your friends nod solemnly and everyone goes back to their apéro. In America, we launch a full-blown investigation of the train system, sue the government (and its contractors) that allowed for the tardiness and hold a Congressional hearing on the state of national infrastructure.

So to an objective observer, the red card shouldn't have happened, and VAR was a travesty. To Americans, our star player shouldn't be unfairly banned from a match we couldn't afford to lose for a card he so obviously didn't deserve.

Who cares that FIFA used a little-used reversal to fix it. Who cares that other people are mad about it. We. Were. Wronged. It was unjust. It must be corrected. We would accept nothing less.

Europeans waxing poetic about the sanctity of the game are, of course, talking about a governing body whose last tournament host was decided via confirmed cash bribes — one that imposed dress codes on women, shrugged off widespread allegations of modern slavery and reconfigured the entire tournament calendar to suit the host country. Which is exactly the point. If you've made peace with all of that, at least enough to watch the tournament four years later, a probationary suspension isn't actually a scandal.

Maybe that's the real divide. Over millennia, Europeans have made peace with being the bug. Americans have never once considered it, and apparently, we're not about to start now.

[Kymeleon, PharmD @khumpfreeze]

@JeepBezos @WhiteHouse It’s not a deflection tactic when it’s the truth. You should take the TDS blinders off sometime

[Kymeleon, PharmD @khumpfreeze]

@JeepBezos @WhiteHouse It’s been a democrat scandal all along, next bot talking point

[EducatëdHillbilly™ @RobProvince]

This dude actually changed laws making it legal to fuck kids and give people aids on purpose and he’s STILL not left wing enough for the modern democrat party…..

[Kymeleon, PharmD @khumpfreeze]

@ArtButSports @redsteeze @Complex Nothing petit about that disque

[Kymeleon, PharmD @khumpfreeze]

@jamierkennedy It came to rest 5 feet from the hole from 275

[Kymeleon, PharmD @khumpfreeze]

@Murda_OTB

[Kymeleon, PharmD @khumpfreeze]

@PlisskenPatriot Slop bowl “restaurants” where no one eats inside

[Kymeleon, PharmD @khumpfreeze]

@Top100Rick Idk I guess we define a “ton” differently… if you’re playing a 3 hour round that would be an 8% increase in time. 6% at 4 hours and 5% if heaven forbid you play a 5 hour round

[Kymeleon, PharmD @khumpfreeze]

@dirt_tard @B_DiNucci6 But it’s higher than 95% of people???? That’s such awful logic

[Kymeleon, PharmD @khumpfreeze]

@dirt_tard @B_DiNucci6 Puts you in the top 5% of individual earners in the US, not sure how that ISN’T rich

[Kymeleon, PharmD @khumpfreeze]

@supremeleadaa Hahahahaha

[Kymeleon, PharmD @khumpfreeze]

@jakewoolf Came back just to say I tried to resist it, but in the end everyone was right… the LHS just clears