Khushi Mandla🌺

🌸Always late but worth the wait 🌸

[✮ راينر براون @dondawastaken]

What fascinates me about academic writing is that, no matter your major, Zhang et al. has probably already thought of it and written a paper on it.

[🍂 @Lovandfear]

books are so cool because there are NO FUCKING ADS IN THEM

[John Pavlovitz @johnpavlovitz]

The. Strait. Was. Already. Opened. When. He. Started. This. Shit. You. MAGA. Dummies.

[Jay 🇳🇱 @Griezmenace]

It’s honestly unbelievable - Shehbaz Sharif had a rare chance to present himself as a global peacemaker, but in the rush, he ended up leaving the “Draft” tag in place. That just turned the whole thing into an embarrassing blunder instead of a serious moment. Absolute comedy 😂

[Khushi Mandla🌺 @khushi_mandla]

Polarity of the world we're living in 💀💀

[Ed Blake @Therealedblake]

Imagine leaving for a 10 day trip around the moon and humanity starts a nuclear war while you’re gone

[Sarah Ironside 💙 @SarahIronside6]

Call me crazy, but we shouldn't have to wake up every day trying to figure out if the president of the United States is trying to manipulate the market or start a nuclear war.

[Mike Drucker @MikeDrucker]

You can really tell America is winning this war when the president panic posts “open the fuckin’ strait, you crazy bastards” at 5 am on Easter Sunday along with an extension on their deadline

[cult blood @sp0derm4nn]

tea is tea whether herbal or verbal

[Mr Sinha @Mrsinha]

-Iran didn't stop the oil route for India
-India continued Russian oil despite sanctions

-India is getting oil without any disturbance
-There's no shortage of oil in India

If it's a failed foreign policy, what's the successful one?

[S.🎧 @1ssve]

We should cancel April fools this year. There is no prank topping our reality.

[Marina Medvin 🇺🇸 @MarinaMedvin]

The most enlightening perspective on Iran —

[Whemïmor @hy_wemmy]

I have never see a hot/handsome man call women “mid”. It’s always the ones who look like God submitted them at 23:59.

[Ankit @ankitkr0]

first in my bloodline to ask chatgpt if I can drink diet coke in chandra grahan

[maithun @Being_Humor]

We used to think there was one Pakistan within India, but now we’ve learned that there is also an Iran, Iraq, and Syria within India.

[🦢 @GharKiNetflix]

First in my bloodline to scroll reels in WW3.

[6ɪx✦ @ok6ixx]

no president next term, america need to b single for a while to focus on herself

[Libriscent @libriscent]

My grandma once told me: “You should fall in love with someone intelligent, because on the days you can’t have sex, it becomes really valuable to be able to have a glass of wine and talk.”

[Ayushi @ShutupAyushiii]

If world war 3 happens we’re cooked because men are in their princess era

[Prachi Garella @garellaprachi]

Imagine the brainwashing required to make someone cry over the death of a dictator while peacefully living in the world’s largest democracy and claiming democracy is in danger.

[sammm ☆ @onlysammms]

can something enemies to lovers please happen to global geopolitics. i'm tired.