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[𝔰𝔠𝔲𝔪♕ @kiaalyn]

@Y2Kuchi @harvv @raez0rr @FNFestival @karolg There's grass in the game though so...

[𝔰𝔠𝔲𝔪♕ @kiaalyn]

@AhmandaIJN @Wuggaaaaa_ Phones don’t run on internet lol

[baby cowboy @nessabarrett]

he’s got a cross on his neck, but he spends Sundays in my bed

[Tana Mongeau @tanamongeau]

guys i finally attended the met!!!!

[𝔰𝔠𝔲𝔪♕ @kiaalyn]

If you play Fortnite and you use the kinetic blade you’re a pussy

[𝔰𝔠𝔲𝔪♕ @kiaalyn]

Mason goes “your boobs look smaller, are you losing weight - you look like you’ve lost weight!” Which yes I am losing weight but I responded with the very common response of “so you think I was fat?” Keep ‘em on their toes ladies.

[Jay @idek_tb]

doctors after your card declines at the hospital

[𝔰𝔠𝔲𝔪♕ @kiaalyn]

You’re ripping people off. Just use it as an Airbnb.

[𝔰𝔠𝔲𝔪♕ @kiaalyn]

Stop listing your rental as a single family home if you’re renting out the first and second floor - that’s an apartment.

[𝔰𝔠𝔲𝔪♕ @kiaalyn]

Also stop charging 1750 for a upper floor or bottom floor apartment in those homes.

[𝔰𝔠𝔲𝔪♕ @kiaalyn]

My cat just ran down the stairs so fast I’m pretty sure he entered another dimension.

[𝔰𝔠𝔲𝔪♕ @kiaalyn]

Y’all remember when Billy’s lounge tried selling a “sexy” calendar with the trashiest staff in west Michigan?

[𝔰𝔠𝔲𝔪♕ @kiaalyn]

@joshspankindun @taylornation13 @taylorswift13 Nobody cares - y’all need to get off of Ticketmaster so we can buy tickets to shows that perform actual music.

[𝔰𝔠𝔲𝔪♕ @kiaalyn]

All you lame swifties need to get off Ticketmaster so I can get on there and buy tickets to something far better.

[𝔰𝔠𝔲𝔪♕ @kiaalyn]

@trishapaytas I don’t know what Aaron carter you knew but he was not a kind soul.

[𝔰𝔠𝔲𝔪♕ @kiaalyn]

@guideforlovers Also since when does a “man’s”
Opinion actually matter?

[𝔰𝔠𝔲𝔪♕ @kiaalyn]

@guideforlovers Should read “reply if you’re misogynistic”

[𝔰𝔠𝔲𝔪♕ @kiaalyn]

How are people allowed to charge 2500$ for RENT?!

[𝔰𝔠𝔲𝔪♕ @kiaalyn]

@MiguelEfrainCa2 @victoriadevall Try being a women for a week and you’ll understand. Until the pipe down.

[𝔰𝔠𝔲𝔪♕ @kiaalyn]

@Frantz89911350 @victoriadevall Coming from the species who sends unsolicited dick pics - women haven’t been impressed with men’s naked bodies…ever. Nobody care what men are moved by or what they’re impressed with. Start dating and fucking eachother and leave us alone.