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[B. @InvertTheWing]

People have asked me what I will do when Harry Kane wins The Ballon D’or.

I have already planned so much.

Firstly, I will be going to my local baker, and asking her to design a cake, as attached on the image. I will be cutting and eating it after the ceremony. I will be eating it with my nephew, my mother, and I will even try to see if my ex girlfriend will allow my son to attend, as this occasion would be one of the most important days of my life.

My father will not be invited, as he will just insult me.

But before that, I will be doing his celebration when the winner his announced.

Finally, I will be cooking for the day. Harry Kane’s favourite food is hot dogs, so I will be making hot dogs for the entire family. Homemade sausages. I have ordered a sausage press just for this. And as per my restaurant idea, I will make it Harry Kane themed. Harry Kane dogs.

But I feel I could do more, for such a special event. I do not know.

[🫯ً @selfcontrI]

Enzo maresca in the dressing room with haalands leftover hair from the haircut while there are 12 players in total left in the club

[🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @0de11_]

No way 😭😭😭😭😭

[Ebere @EbereEze10]

I swear imma make It and when I do, they're gunna show this tweet lol

[Bukayo Saka @BukayoSaka87]

You deserve more Arsenal fans 💔

[Kai Havertz @kaihavertz29]

Run it back.

[NDL Ringside @NikoOmilana]

i did it for the people.

[Mark Goldbridge @markgoldbridge]

Can be there by 5pm German time

[🇳🇴 @ErlingProp]

😭😭😭

[₭ @keemwontmiss]

Nothing’s ever topping this 😭

[Kai Havertz @kaihavertz29]

Mood

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

Rashford is so out of form that Dalot had to remind him of his celebration

[Felipe Canizales @FelipeFC30]

Someone requested me to do Griddy dance

What do you all think?

[Felipe Canizales @FelipeFC30]

I'm ready for tonight PL game

My prediction Wolves 0 Man United 1

What is your prediction for tonight game?

[Felipe Canizales @FelipeFC30]

I have tried the Douglas Luiz celebration

What do you all think?

Good luck Aston Villa rest of the Premier League season

[AM @alexmarshy21]

Number 5

[Felipe Canizales @FelipeFC30]

I have tried the Andre Onana penaltie safe vs FC Compenham

What do you all think?

[george @StokeyyG2]

Today the DUO return…