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[KiBe @kibe]

@fesshole I listen to Spotify on my phone while driving,so the station it is left on doesn't particularly indicate my taste. Last mot they left it on Gospel radio for me 😂

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

When Elon purchased Twitter he reduced the parental leave for mothers to 2 weeks

[KiBe @kibe]

@CommanderFace @fesshole Ragebait had double the comments and reach of a normal fess, probably good to chuck a bit of absolute nonsense in occasionally to draw attention

[KiBe @kibe]

@explorerjoshy @420TrailBlazeIt @KathleenF177631 @davidleavitt "Condoms are up to 98% effective at preventing pregnancy when used correctly every time you have sex. However, in real world use, condoms are about 85% effective."

2% will still fail!

[KiBe @kibe]

@Cgtheartist @HarrynatorA @AlbowaSinema @kibeandy @MugishaLinda2 @AliChiapo Don't @ me

[gnomeGPT @birdsrnotreal2]

@snarkeigh

[Dian Hanson @thedianhanson]

@2percentbillk @InternetH0F At least when women chase rich men they’re hoping for material gain. Bros will worship rich men with no hope of anything.

[KiBe @kibe]

@Andrewpryor0997 @jezwyke @anon_opin Average car parking space 2.4m wide and a fiat 500 1.627m, only giving less than 40cm either side to get out, not great if you need to get a car seat in the passenger side, I used to struggle with my fiat. I think people forget they aren't that tiny now!

[KiBe @kibe]

@NoContextBrits That looks awesome, yes please

[KiBe @kibe]

@ask_aubry Zero sex drive *with you* mate

[KiBe @kibe]

@aabbyn_ @bloodylikeabody Only thing we can trust right now, well that's depressing

[KiBe @kibe]

@ughneyko @Memeulous

[KiBe @kibe]

@TerrelleGraham @Memeulous The camera was brilliant. The proprietary headphone jack could get in the bin though. I still have this handset in a drawer 😂

[KiBe @kibe]

@Memeulous Motorola Dext. Was obselete the moment I bought it as they never did updates, but loved it anyway.

[KiBe @kibe]

@saintpattinson I love a good non alcoholic beer when I'm driving, don't want to drink diet coke into the night

[KiBe @kibe]

@LaydyDragonfly @big_sister @Emmys

[Raghu @IndiaTales7]

24. Tara Davis-Woodhall winning Olympic Gold as her husband, Paralympian Hunter Woodhall, cheered her on remains the single best moment of 2024

[Raghu @IndiaTales7]

5. This photographer should get a gold medal!

[Fr Dylan Schrader @FrDylanSchrader]

Opening my @Crayola year-2000 time capsule. 🧵

[KiBe @kibe]

@erisstef @InternetH0F You think pronouns don't exist in other languages? What?