Blair

how do you hold a moonbeam in your hand

[Blair @kickassclare]

Your girl got an internship and a therapist this week #hotgirlshit

[lil bruh @fitfuljest]

apparently there’s some controversy at my local chipotle

[FABGELOUS 💓 CANDY WHOREHOL @fabgelous]

@poetastrologers Canonically, Barbie is a Pisces. (born March 9, 1959)

Ken is actually also a Pisces. (born March 11, 1961)

[PopCulture @notgwendalupe]

sorry to elvis but the best version of 'can't help falling in love' was by the a*teens for lilo & stitch https://t.co/7VZQFToKiU

[betty @strawbetty_]

matilda:

[gabitha. @igabitha]

oh you’re a momma’s boy? you love your mother very much? that is so sweet & wholesome. tell me, is it because she taught you core principles & values or because she still does your laundry & cooks for you regularly while rewarding you for doing the bare minimum everyday?

[Astro Poets @poetastrologers]

Last days of Pisces season

[Dr. Nicole LePera @Theholisticpsyc]

Lorelai and Rory are the classic codependent mother and daughter. Rory is parentified by her emotionally immature parent. Lorelai uses her as her sole confidant (BFF), and there are no boundaries— Lorelai is over-involved in every aspect of her life. This shows up as: control, manipulation, and withholding. Lorelai projects her own dream of going to Harvard into Rory since childhood. When Rory applies to Yale, she sulks and leaves a dinner. Rory hides things from her for fear of how she’ll react. They never openly communicate and often give each other the silent treatment during conflict. Their dramatic relationship makes for an addictive show and leaves out the true pain, dysfunction, and shame that comes from codependent relationships.

[dev @devvvrobot]

It’s her day

[Gonzaga University @GonzagaU]

Here we go again 🙄

[Blair @kickassclare]

DON’T GET A FRENCHIE
Yours Truly,
A Veterinary Professional

[CNN @CNN]

Move over, Labrador Retrievers. There’s a new top dog in town. https://t.co/aE68tiP01u

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Itsy. If you were wondering, yes, she is flirting with you. 12/10

[Astro Poets @poetastrologers]

Pisces: I wonder how my exes are doing
Also Pisces: I’d like to fall in love w every stranger

[liz ☁️ @AstoundingSwift]

taylor swift wrote folklore

[Blair @kickassclare]

My roommate has started tapping his chest and saying ESA ESA when he needs puppy love.

[Blair @kickassclare]

Apparently every article ever about puppies assumes I have a backyard or private outdoor space without other dogs. I still need to potty train my dog even if I don’t have a yard….

[maybe: clare @clur19]

Thinking about how long it’s been since I slept in a random guy’s bed with a navy fitted sheet and no top sheet. Getting older is so incredible.

[ellory smith @ellorysmith]

Adopt a pet from the shelter for free because you will spend thousands of dollars over its life keeping it alive

[Blair @kickassclare]

@applelaney @thecheyvyshnya Good to know 🤨

[maybe: clare @clur19]

Just your annual reminder that I lost my virginity on Derby Day and afterwards I punched him in the arm and said “and they said that the Derby was the fastest two minutes in sports”