Fabulously Nebulous

Obsessed with Music, Football (Arsenal) & Indian hockey. A traveler and a marketer. Confused, yet happy. #Peace

[one @ONE_AMN]

It really is funny

[Saurav Das @SauravDassss]

If this happens, students from across India ought to come to Delhi in huge numbers and camp. Right to dissent and peacefully protest is a constitutional right that no UAPA or IPC can stop!

[Ryan @RyanMKIV]

Careful Myles, Liverpool fans invented crying.

[Fabulously Nebulous @kickrunexplore]

@NatashaASpeaks @waglenikhil @ItsJustPratikk check this out. These idiots!!!

[Footalyse @footalyse]

This has blown me away. Hollywood couldn’t create a scene like it. The most lied about players, manager and fanbase. Everybody deserves this day.

Including those losers who are probably readying their “cringe” and “performative” Arsenal tweets 😂

[DAZN Fútbol @DAZNFutbol]

LA CELEBRACIÓN MÁS GRANDE DE LA HISTORIA EN INGLATERRA 🤯🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

La Policía Metropolitana de Londres confirma que más de 1,5M de personas han acudido a la rua del título de Premier League del Arsenal 🏆

#PremierLeagueDAZN ⚽️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

[Piers Morgan @piersmorgan]

Hi Kevin, we were celebrating Chelsea finishing 10th in the League, 33 points behind Arsenal, after spending £1 billion on players who wouldn’t get on our bench and whose only European football next season will be on a beach in Marbella. Thanks for asking!

[Sam/FIFA Brit @FIFABrit]

For years, the running joke was “Arsenal 4th”

Then the running joke was “Arsenal 2nd”

Now they’re making fun of Arsenal for winning the Premier League and losing in a Champions League final on pens to the reigning champs

Our rivals’ biggest games this year were watching us 😂

[Martin VII @Nedao454]

-State funded club
-Controls UEFA
-Regularly breaches FFP regulations
-Can postpone their league matches
-Their starters play less mins than Chiesa and get Ballon D'Or shouts
-Low IQ fans destroy their city and harasses other fanbases

Yep, these lot "saved football"

[The Touchline | 𝐓 @TouchlineX]

🚨 𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: Metropolitan Police confirms that Arsenal's parade is the biggest ever parade held in the country.

Over 1.5 million people estimated.

[🚨The Celebration Police🚨 @PLCPolice]

Feels like time to call it a day on this account, so this will be my final post.

I started this piss-taking Celebration Police thing 4 years ago and it’s genuinely been great fun. Unexpectedly so.

Through this account, I’ve met and engaged with some brilliant people, built a 55k following, made a bit of money and, for the most part, enjoyed my time here.

But let’s be honest: the joke wore thin a long time ago. And i’m bored of this platform and the increasingly repetitive, shit banter that fills it.

And Arsenal have won the league, so who gives a fuck about weirdos telling you when you can or can’t be happy about the football team you invest so much of yourself in😂

Policing celebrations is about as lame as it gets. It really is😂👎🏻

So thank you for all the support over the years, each and every one of you, and for engaging with The Celebration Police. You’ve been brilliant❤️

So for one last time…

ALL UNITS TO THE EMIRATES!!! 🚨🚨🚨

Chiefo x
#COYG

[Highbury49 @49Highbury49]

"The donkey doesn't run with the horses, yet he laughs at the loser."

[Fabulously Nebulous @kickrunexplore]

@19271228i @parthpunter Bc kuch matlab bana is baat ka? Lodu banda… go home bitch yo mama waiting to spank your bitchy ass…👋😂😂😂😂

[Sanjal Sangle @gunnergworl]

imagine your club’s biggest achievement being happy about arsenal losing in ucl final

embarrassing 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Fabulously Nebulous @kickrunexplore]

@19271228i @parthpunter Saying bitch doesn’t make you sound cool you idiot. We are the league champions. YOU CRY BITCHHHH and let me enjoy the victory parade…

[Arsenal @Arsenal]

In the heart of north London ❤️‍🔥

Enjoy all of our parade celebrations with Live From N5 🏆 https://t.co/LJg5ph2nIZ

[۟ @Bxshhyy]

A fucking Tottenham player is trolling after just scraping past relegation on the final day

[Fabulously Nebulous @kickrunexplore]

@JohnDykesFC Agreed, John! This social media troll culture and click baiting has ruined the football discourse online. Even ex players and experienced journalists and broadcasters have started saying stupid things. Miss those good old days hearing you and other pundits talk pure football.

[TK @TeaKupps]

The way people are pretending this entire PSG project is such a feel good story is so cringe man. A state funded sports washing project threw billions on the wall and finally it clicked for them after a more than a decade and a half thanks to load management gimmicks

[Fabulously Nebulous @kickrunexplore]

@_shramina_ Yeah we got it Sharmina.. if your team had won, you’d have gone to a fine dine place, had a quiet dinner, read a book and gone to sleep.. and your players would have gone straight home without celebrating

You wanna have a dig at the premier league champions, use logic at least..