kidcarson

every fence has a gate

[Mike 📺 @michaelcollado]

Opening Twitter is like having a lil phone cigarette

[Day✨ @_DayanneLins]

n sei, mas amo o dia q ele resolveu postar no story

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

I want to have an extremely Chinese summer.

[Chris @citehchris]

maybe drinking on an empty stomach is actually really good for you. there is really no way to know

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

I just woke up completely Chinese again.

[Riley Collins @rileycollins__]

Holy fucking shit

[disco lines @discolines]

hootin is a gateway drug to hollerin

[horse @horseimage]

teeny tiny horse sleeping in straw bed nap time very little very sleepy

[Tråvīšßäxtęr @T_BAX]

Ummm

[Mom Jeans @momjeansplease]

Jingle all the way? In this economy?

[clare @moethelawn76]

I think a man having sex with another man and realizing he’s straight is straighter than a man who doesn’t even try

[deeblez_ebooks @lil_deeblez]

you're not sorry for party rocking. you're sorry you got caught

[Gina @FlorioGina]

Terrible night for faggots!!!

[garfieldbot @robertlasagna1]

Look man i "get it", I "get" the idea of coasters, I'm not a fucking moron, you don't want to damage your nice table you spent a lot of money on. I'm just saying, what is the table in the first place if not a coaster for the floor. I'm just saying, where does it end

[mau @rllydu]

saying the word “beer” to me triggers the same response as when you say the word “walk” to a dog

[pj @pjayevans]

Hey dude I was hoping you could watch me from 3-8 tonight my gf is going to hang out with her friends and I get afraid

[★ Icarus Universe ★ ON INSTAGRAM @IcarusStar1]

am I the only one who thought they were older?

[Dan Carney @DanManCarney]

Turning to the person next to me and saying “thanks for nothing” as I get off the train