sammie

one small step for Sam, one giant leap for Samkind

[sammie @kidcudney]

I absolutely love when people’s dogs join zoom meetings. I absolutely do not love when people’s babies join zoom meetings.

[a @aallleeexxxxxx1]

can you please delete this you are humiliating him

[Liv @Liv_Agar]

That was a nice hour long twitter scroll. Feel much worse as always. See you guys tomorrow

[kp @earthlykisssed]

i am cackling at how chronically online you have to be in order to understand the context of this 😭

[Cardi B @iamcardib]

Ight wtf is going on ?🤔……it’s getting scary !

[Always On @werealwayson]

Mia Thermopolis after getting a fresh blowout

[Florida woman @stephanicci]

It's his day

[T*nner @mulhlland_drive]

What happened nutritionally in the past three days can never happen again

[T-Pain @TPAIN]

Baby girl, what’s your name?

[Josh RR Jokien @joshcarlosjosh]

"this is my body, which is broken for you: do this in remembrance of me"

[Rob @thegallowboob]

A glitch in the Maizetrix

[sammie @kidcudney]

maybe I can go into journalism if people are writing things this chaotic

[ABC13 Houston @abc13houston]

Fetty Wap is saying "Hey, what's up, hello" to prison. The rapper was sentenced Wednesday to six years behind bars in a federal drug case on Long Island. https://t.co/xhkyzDrXuU

[Riki Prosper @RikiProsper]

gonna tell my kids these were the chainsmokers

[sammie @kidcudney]

I don’t mind chicago, this bar has the Good Ice for mixed drinks and I can get on board with that

[sammie @kidcudney]

I love how consistently hbo says “fuck your peaceful Sunday”

[sammie @kidcudney]

@stthediabetic Sad

[sammie @kidcudney]

hosted my first family brunch today, it was literally my super bowl. made chocolate covered strawbs and all

[sammie @kidcudney]

does anyone else have to make a million reminders throughout the day so they remember to actually get shit done in the evenings or no

[sammie @kidcudney]

@stthediabetic Boys b dumb

[sammie @kidcudney]

Me updating austin on the gossip girl drama when he watches 1 out of every 4 episodes with me