syd 🧶

[tweet deleter @BrittanytB]

When pets use pillows as pillows

[todd @ghostofthesun89]

White people be like "hey you wanna come over and smoke" and when you get there they insist on doing it while Trespassing

[Professor M @femfederation]

Felt comfortable enough to do this with one friend ever and she permablocked me on everything lmao

[(No) Signal @NopeSignal]

Every legacy sequel since 2018: “geez it’s been 20 years since my last adventure, I’m now a mom and I hate my chud daughter.”

[Ada 𝜗𝜚˚⋆ @YPZBYDJCMKatyaa]

“we’re all born naked and the rest is drag” might be one of the most important and truest statements ever said actually

[liz 🇵🇸 @lizatliz]

There used to be a lot of social pressure not to appear racist. This is something Trump broke

[🔑 @k7aNAyaan]

When theres no substance abuse on the weekend hangout

[jes ˙⋆✮ @d7stro]

Every social media app got a shitty ai chatbot now #ISaidImGood

[Indie Book Spotlight @BookSpotlight]

It’s so depressing to hear, ‘It would be so hard to ban AI in schools.’

IT IS FOUR. YEARS. OLD!! It was hard launched in 2022 and people are acting so fucking brainless and helpless already. Jesus Christ.

[emy🎀 @eamii00]

You wouldn’t be worried about the calories in buzzballs if you actually danced when you go out

[sexpert @sahib14384912]

i miss rap hegemony man people listen to like noah kahan and jelly roll and expect you to treat them like real people with desires and dreams

[street hater @street_Hater]

i think it’s awesome that target sells little mystery deduction games where you exclusively solve femicides, inspired by countless real murdered women whose stories have been amalgamated into pulpy genre sludge for you to spend a fun rainy afternoon dissecting

[tristan @bitchscratch]

i’m sure noah kahan is a great guy and all but he’s like hozier for girls who would become republican if their boyfriend gave them a convincing enough argument

[latent angel @latentangelx]

being the naked window neighbor is less of a choice and more of a calling

[🐞 @phillobunny]

how it feels to smoke weed, eat food and masturbate

[conny @BlvckJxsus]

y’all don’t think mass surveillance is a problem because you participate in the shit lmfao. ring cameras, monitoring yo partner’s location, going thru they phones, stalking they social media pages, etc. all of that weirdo shit is an extension of the surveillance state we live in.

[Jake Christie @TheJakeChristie]

the WNBA is making a mistake like ten thousand businesses have made in the last two years alone, not realizing that socially liberal suburbanites are the people who actually buy and support stuff

[LSDon @LSDonTV]

The DNC was begging for a “leftist Joe Rogan,” then a leftist online media figure comes and gives candidates grassroots motion with his community, but since he can’t be controlled, they’re blatantly teaming with MAGA to defame with misinfo

and you think they’ll stand up for YOU?

[j. doe @phoen0m]

yes #thismyphone