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autobiography stenography

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every time i try to send @MaddieKirchner a funny tweet:

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I like that they call soccer games "fixtures"

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everyone in the office this morning talking about the bracket instead of the Oscars...???

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paper towels are better at being napkins than napkins are

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New ick unlocked (on myself): When I clickity clack my shoes together to knock the snow off before getting in the car

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Severance was designed in a lab to win the Emmy, and they just lost to the hospital drama lol

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we're back

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limu emu, mayhem, dr pepper fansville... college football season is back, and we're in good hands

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Can I use AI to filter my Twitter feed into tweets I actually want to see?

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@bearishbark @ATRightMovies bro

[demi adejuyigbe @electrolemon]

i love everybody’s niche halloween costumes!! i love the specificity I love the creativity i love when you put a lot of time and effort into something that is quite literally just to make yourself laugh and i genuinely love when i don’t understand it and have to have it explained

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I'm confident we're 2 seasons away from Love is Blind running an AI voice bot as one of its contestants

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survivor challenges are sorta like the taco bell menu

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"Imagine being married to that person (Pat McAfee)" - @MaddieKirchner

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@ShaneC0 @Underdog__NFL Saleh-lujah

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Sponsorships aren't annoying if they make sense

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it makes sense for Applebee's to sponsor Football Night in America

[Keara Sullivan @superkeara]

Me subtly trying to meet the bartender’s eye so they see I’m waiting politely and patiently and should let me order next

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@gregoryjwolf not an all-time great like that yet, but each season takes a step up.

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s4 here we come...

[hbo max fka @streamonmax]

We’re buzzing.

The HBO Original Series #INDUSTRY is returning for Season 4 on Max.

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how fitting for the emmy's to air on the same night as the episode of industry that will win the emmy next year