Juliana Clayton

I write #PB and #YA. I make bad puns. New mom. Two cats own me. @SCBWIIndiana Volunteer Coordinator. #PitchMe Finalist '21 (she/her)

[Juliana Clayton @kidlit_writer]

When Mommy is hurting, she isn’t herself. She doesn’t smile, sing, and play the same way. The protagonist fears that Mommy may never return to normal. She comes up with thoughtful ways to help Mommy feel better. #PBPitch #DIS #L

[Juliana Clayton @kidlit_writer]

@EvidenceProf @ProsecutorsPod Maybe go listen to @TruthJusticePod and get some facts. Thank you, Colin, for continuing to patiently reply with facts. To the "Prosecutors:" Adnan is not guilty. Get a life and stop trying to ruin his.

[Juliana Clayton @kidlit_writer]

@EvidenceProf @ProsecutorsPod Hahaha wow, thanks, Prosecutors Pod for the belly laughs! Your arguments are literally laughable. For example, you read the trial transcript stating that the paper in the car did not contain a flower. Then in your summary, you said it contained a rose.

[Juliana Clayton @kidlit_writer]

@AuthorEdenC Both are great! I love your eyes, so I vote no glasses!

[Juliana Clayton @kidlit_writer]

@AITA_online You were a huge part of why I enjoyed Twitter. Thanks for everything and I hope you stay well. 💕

[Juliana Clayton @kidlit_writer]

#QOTD Would you rather travel to family or host family for the holidays?

[Juliana Clayton @kidlit_writer]

@jkerr50 Yes, your editor is obsolete. 😂

[Juliana Clayton @kidlit_writer]

@ThatEricAlper I can't imagine anyone hating Conan. He may not be your sense of humor, but he seems like a genuine, good guy.

[Juliana Clayton @kidlit_writer]

@life_with_riley I'm with you, but my husband disagreed. 😂

[Juliana Clayton @kidlit_writer]

Help me answer a ridiculous marital disagreement. 😂 Is this baby teething toy a blackberry or a bunch of grapes?

[Juliana Clayton @kidlit_writer]

@loriszymanski7

[Juliana Clayton @kidlit_writer]

@authorbjordan I was about to get very angry and then I saw you are already rep'd. Excellent! Thanks for the giggle! 🤣

[Juliana Clayton @kidlit_writer]

#QOTD Americans, will you be voting in the 2022 midterm election?

[Juliana Clayton @kidlit_writer]

@Nik_Nakk26 @theantoniagold That's... it? Wow, for a group who are supposed to be incredibly thick-skinned (writers) I can't believe people aren't okay with this blog post. Not every book is interesting/exciting to every reader. Even mine! 😂

[Juliana Clayton @kidlit_writer]

@DNicholsAuthor You did!! Impressive! 😂

[Juliana Clayton @kidlit_writer]

My best friend, folx. I think the "why" we're friends is self-evident.

[Juliana Clayton @kidlit_writer]

@markeology @JEngelMattern So good! And you can eat so many for so few calories! Chocolate is my favorite.

[Juliana Clayton @kidlit_writer]

@JEngelMattern I'm not embarrassed, but Goldfish for sure! One time, I bought a huge box of them and the store clerk asked me how old my kids were. I laughed and replied I didn't have kids and these were all for me! 😂

[Juliana Clayton @kidlit_writer]

@AITA_online That escalated quickly! 😳

[Juliana Clayton @kidlit_writer]

Baby clothes be like - ready for the next size up? 😂