Kids with a Phone

The trials, tribulations, and selfies of two kids playing with Mom's phone. Moderated by Mom.

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#glowstick baseball #family #fun #games

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“Before I saw Harry Potter and the Half-Blooded Prince, I thought it was about Harry Potter getting his hands bloody and making hand prints.” ~D, age 5 #HarryPotter #kidism #punny

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"I wish I were able to make gun resistance potions and give like 2 to every person." ~M, age 7
#PrayForLasVegas

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Christmas isn't about getting toys. It's about caring for others. ~M, age 5 #christmas #wedidsomethingright #kidism #thingskidssay

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"Patty-cake, Patty-cake bake your hands..." #2yearoldmisunderstanding

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I don't need a go to bed! I went a bed the uh-der day! - D, age 2 #2yearoldlogic #kidism

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How did video kill the radio star? I think YouTube killed the radio star. They have better music. -M, age 5 #sincewhenis90smusicclassic

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"I think you guys should sign me up for swimming lessons instead of school." -M, age 5 #sorrykid #doesntworkthatway #kidism

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They're playing circus. D is the lion.
Note to self: don't fold laundry while kiddos have a hula hoop #siblings

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It's toothpaste. I wanted to know if it would make my hair smell good. - M, age 5 #kidism #sinkhairwash

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"Can you scratch my back behind my lungs?" -M age 5 #wheredoesshecomeupwiththis #kidism

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#selfie on a plane @SouthwestAir

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"Did you know that today is tomorrow's yesterday?" - M, age 5 #kidism #ithinkwereintrouble

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"I Ezra! I a Jedi! I need cookies!" #2yearold #toomuchtv #StarWarsRebels

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@Costco ceiling art! #kidscamera

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Talking about a handicap toilet, "Daddy, that toilet is so high so that the giraffe can rest his head when he goes potty." #cantmakethisup

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"Look! Jerkoff coming and save Princess Anna!"
#Frozen #SorryDisney #2yearoldproblems

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"No! Camera bro-keen! Need a take a picture a me! Not mama!" #2yearold

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#selfie

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2 year old: Mommy, a yummy a mouth!
Mommy: What did you eat?
2 year old: A booger.

#2yearold #kidsaregross #futureleaders