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Has anybody seen my dog Sprinkles?

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@rep_jackson @RepThomasMassie Don't worry, we will remember this. Hope it was worth it.

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@EASPORTSUFC

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@DorisMatsui This was the democrats fault, plain and simple. Republicans has no trouble showing up to vote.

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@Rep_Stansbury I'm sure that those 120 children that were blown apart by Hegseth's order really appreciate that you . . . (Checks notes) didn't plan accordingly to show up on time.

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@RepLauraGillen I'm sure that those 120 children that were blown apart by Hegseth's order really appreciate that you . . . (Checks notes) didn't plan accordingly to show up on time.

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@rep_jackson These excuses will be remembered. Hope it was worth it.

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@RepBeccaB You do realize we can tell you are lying, right? This will be remembered. Hope it was worth it.

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@RepPettersen While you think we are stupid, you're the one who is going to learn. This will re remembered and your name will be on a list during the primaries.

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@RepLouCorrea Absolutely spineless. We will remember this.

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@RepSusieLee @RepJeffries Found another weak one that is going to actively harm our country for absolutely no good reason. Loyalty is a hell of a drug. You guys are going to get primaried so hard.

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@EAPlay

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@RepJeffries I wish you being in Israel's pocket was greatly exaggerated.

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@EACollegeMobile

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@SenSchumer Please step down. You're just going to keep doing the same thing you've been doing and ruin all of this.

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@VinegarSyndrome God, I forgot how insane the editing was.

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@RepJeffries Too little, too late, Jeffries.

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@DirtbaggeryBR Feel the same way. But girlfriend is buying it, so I guess I'm not going to have a choice.

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@VinegarSyndrome He looks like a hunter of men.

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@cowgirlfrend Good lord, you have a bunch of stuff I really want, including Martyrs and Opera.

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@3ambedtimeguy Why is that kid just always walking around naked?