Mike Kiefer

[Zaven Sargsyan @sargsyanz]

Ultrasound: “no evidence of cholecystitis”

Op report: “gangrenous cholecystitis with extremely friable tissue. Purulent drainage with manipulation of gallbladder.”

I've seen this many times.

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[Frog and Toad Bot @FrogandToadbot]

“We must stop eating!” cried Toad as he ate another.

[KNIGHT! @RoaringKnight_]

i still be thinking about this shit daily

[Mollie Marr, MD, PhD 🏳️‍🌈 @MollieMarr]

Excited and honored to share this essay with the world.
Thank you @JAMA_current for the opportunity to share my story and the incredible editorial support.

https://t.co/pW8Wn3ETu5

[Mike Kiefer @kieferm2]

@janamlight Which is to say it was an honest question from someone who’s feeling older by the second… wait for it, yep older still.

[Mike Kiefer @kieferm2]

@janamlight Okay Im a little dense. I looked it up. And I would never object to mansplaining from the Hegel of pull-ups.

[Mike Kiefer @kieferm2]

@janamlight Help, Jana! I don’t get it.

[Mike Kiefer @kieferm2]

@AshleyGWinter @DoctorBlank2 Recall season 2 of the wire where the pen travels around the world to have photos taken of it in nice locations. The photos are then sent to dr blank to haunt her during the dog days of intern year… I also have stolen her pens.

[Mike Kiefer @kieferm2]

Where Should The Yak Go (On The Olympic Downhill Ski Course)? https://t.co/T0rSmGBXnz

[Mike Kiefer @kieferm2]

Another immortal essay from Haterade

[Mike Kiefer @kieferm2]

One Appletini, Please https://t.co/RP5C99PLSH

[Sam Shaw @shawsam]

As we breathlessly await further casting announcements on Scorsese’s Grateful Dead movie, here is a thread of dogs who look like Bob Weir:

[CHEST Critical Care Network @CHESTCritCare]

What does a TEG do? A 🧵

[Mike Kiefer @kieferm2]

Proud to say we were classmates. Congrats, Dr Williams-Karnesky

[UNM General Surgery @UNM_Surgery]

Very proud of the work being done in our department by General Surgery Resident Dr. Rebecca Williams-Karnesky (@TheZenOfSurgery), Trauma Faculty Dr. Ming-Li Wang, and Dept Chair Dr. John Russell to improve the Surgical Learning Environment!
https://t.co/uSJDrb9U6j

[OHSU IM Residency @OHSUIMRes]

Hot of the press 🔥 🔥 #OHSUscholarship! R1 Dr. Johanna Purdy has a “firsts” piece published in this new collection from @AcadMedJournal

https://t.co/DoYXt8OqbZ

[Mike Kiefer @kieferm2]

@OHSUIMRes @OHSUSOM Patient Outcomes in Dose Reduction or Discontinuation of Long-Term Opioid Therapy: A Systematic Review: Annals of Internal Medicine: Vol 167, No 3 https://t.co/ZHynkeIjti

[Mike Kiefer @kieferm2]

PVAMC resident primary care clinic staff revived itself from Friday lunch coma w review of 2017 work from @hannah_disch on clinician-initiated tapers of chronic low-dose narcotics. So glad she’s just one star among our stellar intern class, days away from 7/1.

[Mike Kiefer @kieferm2]

@OHSUIMRes @OHSUSOM Patient Outcomes in Dose Reduction or Discontinuation of Long-Term Opioid Therapy: A Systematic Review: Annals of Internal Medicine: Vol 167, No 3 https://t.co/duquHT1bJk