Michael Kiel 🛥🌎

Founder of | Working on my 3rd startup | Life is short...buy the boat

[Michael Kiel 🛥🌎 @kielcaptain]

@MAGA_X_Times @FlyFrontier hates families flying with small children. Flew them once and last.

[Michael Kiel 🛥🌎 @kielcaptain]

@NWSStLouis 8.5 - 9 inches measured on an elevated concrete bar. The yard stick hit ice so could be more. 39th and McRee in St. Louis City.

[Michael Kiel 🛥🌎 @kielcaptain]

@mercari_app is a scam. The buyer protection is not real. I received an item when I was on vacation that does not match the description or the photos. Mercari said there is nothing they can do. Ummm...I paid extra to be protected. Clearly, I'm not. eBay & FB > Mercari

[Michael Kiel 🛥🌎 @kielcaptain]

@gunsnrosesgirl3 What kind of jackwagon wants their house to look like a hospital? 2700-3000 is where it’s at. If I want daylight I’ll go outside.

[Michael Kiel 🛥🌎 @kielcaptain]

@rabois Blow it all up. Just had 3 offers fall through due to the insanity around the home buying process. Make it like eBay. The highest bid wins. Period.

[Michael Kiel 🛥🌎 @kielcaptain]

The home buying process needs more disruption. What I just experienced should violate any industry’s standards and morals. An agent can just tell a buyer in a text their offer is accepted and be lying the whole time? WTF??? I’d rather buy homes on eBay.

[Michael Kiel 🛥🌎 @kielcaptain]

@bhalligan Excellent list. Adding…

5. QR Codes (saved by Covid)

[Michael Kiel 🛥🌎 @kielcaptain]

@MartinGTobias Tell them to fuck off unless they give you fuck you money. Simple.

[Michael Kiel 🛥🌎 @kielcaptain]

@bhalligan Dear investors,

Try the product before you invest in it. Had one investor out of 200+ I talked to actually use it. Bonkers!

[Michael Kiel 🛥🌎 @kielcaptain]

@GuyDealership There is nothing worse that a consumer will experience in life than walking into a dinosaur car dealership. Getting harassed by Mexican timeshare sales reps at the Cabo airport is a better experience.

[Michael Kiel 🛥🌎 @kielcaptain]

@historyinmemes @grok please DM me the coordinates of the San Jose shipwreck and the max payload capacity of a @SpaceX rocket to Mars.

[Michael Kiel 🛥🌎 @kielcaptain]

@stlpublicradio Tornado sirens, weather alerts, tornado watches, tornado warnings, and a giant hook on the radar, followed by a very clear tornado looking at wind velocity. If it caught you by surprise your head must have been buried in the sand.

We watched it hit the CWE from Cortex.

[Michael Kiel 🛥🌎 @kielcaptain]

@DanteTheDon Sounded credible…until the pronunciation of Jalisco, Mexico. Anyone that knows anything about tequila can pronounce that.

[Michael Kiel 🛥🌎 @kielcaptain]

@jesselyu @elonmusk Just drove this street a couple of months ago for the first time. It has to be one of the top 3 worst designed streets in America.

[Michael Kiel 🛥🌎 @kielcaptain]

@DallasAptGP Placed and cancelled an order for a Y because of their lack of price transparency on a lease. 0 down turned into $2500 down. You should never put that much money down on a lease. First months payment due at signing is all you should pay.

[Michael Kiel 🛥🌎 @kielcaptain]

It’s not even close. What did you get done this week?

[Nic Cruz Patane @niccruzpatane]

This happened all within the span of 60 Hours.

Elon Musk is the greatest Entrepreneur the world has ever seen.

[Michael Kiel 🛥🌎 @kielcaptain]

@BobbiStorm Have RadarScope, Windy, and Zoom Earth. Looking for a combination of RadarScope with live down to the pixel radar and the NHC track.

[Michael Kiel 🛥🌎 @kielcaptain]

@BobbiStorm Any live radars out there that also show the NHC track to see if it’s on target?

[Michael Kiel 🛥🌎 @kielcaptain]

This is Siesta Key right now. I hope @CityofSarasota has a plan before #Milton hits. Flying and floating debris is going to make this storm 10X worse. @mysuncoast @HeraldTribune

[Michael Kiel 🛥🌎 @kielcaptain]

@historyinmemes Lots. Welcome to LOTO. The “Casa de” was recently owned by a pig farmer. Oink oink west and east coasters.