Kiera Ryan

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

I tell my cat "I know" whenever he meows but I'm gonna be honest, I have no idea

[Meg ✨ @mxgbx]

anyone who gets more than us in a pub quiz is a nerd who takes things too seriously an anyone that gets less is a thicko that shouldnt have bothered leaving the house. and thats simply the way it is

[winny @winternet]

"books i've read this year" and its just women exposing a porn addiction through thousands upon thousands of pages of smut

[sweetwolf @switch_n_smirk]

when u are a leg-bouncer and someone asks u to stop its like they're asking you to stop your own heart

[Nick⚡️Lightning McTwink @SCUDERIA_SV5]

this is what Kimi Antonelli looks like to me btw

[nyx @aaronrrey]

i lost my job chapstick n now my car chapstick is in my work bag n my room chapstick is in my car n everything is just a fucking mess

[vaishu @licothislap]

six rookies they said. itll be fun they said. now i feel motherly and everytime one does bad my heart breaks

[Mr. Chau @Srirachachau]

I’ll admit the Brits were really cookin with “gutted.” It’s such a violent way to say that you’re sad

[Formula 1 @F1]

00:00 UTC. January 1. 2025.

Lewis Hamilton is a Scuderia Ferrari driver.

[Choptimus Prime @mikesmicYT]

what is rizz if not swag persevering

[ellie🪐 @norrstri]

such a way with words

[tate @50FirstTates]

“my intrusive thoughts won” all u did was eat a donut?? that’s not an intrusive thought. if my intrusive thoughts won i’d be on the news

[poppa @popitforpoppa]

i used to lie to y’all...

my mom didn’t say no, i did

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

never acted in my life but i do kinda feel like i have at least a golden globe in me

[Keara Sullivan @superkeara]

Me subtly trying to meet the bartender’s eye so they see I’m waiting politely and patiently and should let me order next