kieran

[kieran @kierancarter_]

@Lee923 Hahahahaahha yessssss

[kieran @kierancarter_]

Also how Twitter was like a text thing and was literally just Stephen Fry.

Anyway that’s my bi-annual tweet on this ! I’ve also lost 3 stone in 2 months which is probably why I’ve left the cave like Jesus at Easter. Quite startling what it does to your confidence

[kieran @kierancarter_]

Here it’s absolutely mad how big The 1975 are now, I can’t be the only one who remembers when they were bundled in with Bastille ☠️ in like 2012 when Flaws came out

Also, everyone used to hate Taylor Swift and NO ONE remembers that. Like fully slag her off online

[kieran @kierancarter_]

@je_neary You’re doing great x

[kieran @kierancarter_]

This is it isn’t it. If you vote another party because you’re a bit pissed off with Keri Starmer then please, politefully grow up and look from a wider perspective because kids are going hungry

[LBC @LBC]

'I'm out here banging on doors because I know Labour is the only chance the children I teach have got.'

Caller Sarah has invigorated @mrjamesob’s political juices, recounting how one of her students asked to eat leftover potato scrapings from an art project due to hunger.

[kieran @kierancarter_]

Putting 6/1 on Tripper managing Burnley in the next 10 years

[Sporting Minute @sportingminute]

He’s relentless. #NUFC

[kieran @kierancarter_]

@Lee923 Did you use Manors in your prompt??? I totally see it 😂

[kieran @kierancarter_]

@Lee923 Yeah, couldn’t believe it. Awful part is a copper has had to follow her round in case she turned. I think she’s gonna be alright, just long recovery. Thanks for your concern though pal

[kieran @kierancarter_]

Having to travel to Scarborough today because 4 or 5 fucking scrotey lasses jumped my mum last night and left her with a bleed on the brain and a bloody clot behind her only working eye. Hope the tramps are happy with themselves

[kieran @kierancarter_]

I’m aware this has the gravitas of an angry Facebook mam past but who in their right mind thinks it’s alright to get their mates to beat up one woman

[kieran @kierancarter_]

Proper weird behaviour this considering Newcastle would have won on another day

[brummy🐪 @Conor9Brumwell]

Atmosphere as dead as the performance. Members want this members want that. Fuck the cunts only came out the woodwork since we became half decent fuck the members and fuck the nufc trust

[kieran @kierancarter_]

@axmb We, unfortunately, live in a conservative country where most people are hesitant to support even a sniff of left wing economic policy. I’d rather have a piecemeal Labour Party in power than one on fifth gear that won’t get voted in because the public don’t trust them 🤷‍♂️

[kieran @kierancarter_]

First time in years I’ve genuinely felt an emotion towards anything a politician has said. This is barnstorming

[Haggis_UK 🇬🇧 🇪🇺 @Haggis_UK]

David Lammy(Shadow Foreign Sec) - "Rishi Sunak became the 1st PM, in a decade, to skip the UN General Assembly... he stayed in London to row back on climate & make up nonsense about 7 bins... when the Tories threaten to take us out of the ECHR... we will stand up.. "

[kieran @kierancarter_]

Everyone happening on the Gaza Strip rn really helps you identify the cranks on Twitter doesn’t it

[kieran @kierancarter_]

Also people like to forget that it’s ultimately Bruno’s choice to leave or not. Newcastle are just required to accept it.

If he did choose to enter talks with another club who triggered the clause, then surely the club wouldn’t want to keep him anyway.

[TC @TransferChecker]

If I supported Newcastle I’d be hesitant to get too excited about Bruno Guimaraes’ new contract.

It’s great to tie him down, but way the central midfield market is going I think a lot of clubs will look at that £100million release clause as a reasonable price to pay. #NUFC

[kieran @kierancarter_]

Didn’t realise GTA 3 was getting a remaster

[Bruno Guimarães @brunoog97]

the story continues… 2028📝 🖤🤍

[kieran @kierancarter_]

It is a Tory seat, but Manchester is Labour and hold theirs there nearly every year.

[kieran @kierancarter_]

How did I have no idea this speech took place in Scarborough!

I wonder why they stopped doing them at the Spa - I remember Tony Blair held one in the 2000s but nothing since I don’t think.

[Tides of History @labour_history]

#OTD 1963. In Scarborough, Harold Wilson delivers first leaders speech to conference

"The Britain that is going to be forged in the white heat of this revolution will be no place for restrictive practices or out of date methods, on either side of industry"

[kieran @kierancarter_]

If ya like to watch a gig through your phone then this is your venue

[Alex Cohen @anothercohen]

This is inside the Sphere in Las Vegas.

This may be the most insane concert venue ever built

[kieran @kierancarter_]

Jenny is on Tipping Point today and no one at all has slagged her off on Twitter. GET IN LASS