I feel sorry for that Professor who lost his job for shagging during the lockdown. He should've just said he was worried his penis had stopped working and he wanted to double check.
Amazing finish to the 2018 season with @KieranMole guiding Mitford to the #WestTyneLeagueT20 trophy today in a brilliant game against @HumshaughCC
Needing 1 to tie, two to win, a run out on 2nd run meant a Tied game but Mitford win on wickets lost!! 7vs8 🏏
Went on a speed awareness course today and a man and woman came in separately, looked at each other and were like “what the hell are you doing here” turns out they were married and neither told the other they got caught speeding😭😭😭😭😭😭😭