kieran

the world keeps spinning. spin with it.

[kieran @kieranscandrett]

i would have been the ken jennings of supermarket sweep

[kieran @kieranscandrett]

@JeffPassan boooo

[kieran @kieranscandrett]

@Cubs

[kieran @kieranscandrett]

@BleacherNation @Reds

[kieran @kieranscandrett]

@Michael_Cerami we all were

[Lauren Pluim @LoPluim]

everyone heading to twitter to see if rhianna is pregnant

[Kate Mooney @yatinbrooklyn]

so my neighbor and i both had mouse sightings this week. here’s how our landlord responded:

[kieran @kieranscandrett]

there is something weirdly comforting about the smell of an embassy suites

[Lauren Pluim @LoPluim]

oh god he’s right behind me isn’t he

[kieran @kieranscandrett]

John Wolford and Bryce Perkins in absolute shambles

[Your Own Backyard Podcast @YOBPodcast]

Paul Flores is guilty of the first degree murder of Kristin Smart

[kieran @kieranscandrett]

@Jessica_Whitney hit tweet bestie

[kieran @kieranscandrett]

@LoPluim was chris

[kieran @kieranscandrett]

@WellbutrinXR

[olive @WellbutrinXR]

Sir, it’s ⚠️Time to BeReal⚠️

[Megan Menchaca @meganmmenchaca]

A mom of two children at Uvalde was put in handcuffs after urging police and law enforcement to enter the school.

Once freed from her cuffs, she jumped the school fence, ran inside and sprinted out with her kids.

New from @WSJ: https://t.co/SYdgysw0gF

[kieran @kieranscandrett]

@sternzac this is definitely the bottom

[kieran @kieranscandrett]

#severance

[jannekeparrish.bsky.social @JannekeParrish]

Three weeks ago, I had a miscarriage. I was six weeks pregnant. I live in Texas, a state that has effectively banned abortions.

A thread about what it is to cease to be pregnant in a state where abortions are banned:

[Dr. Ian Garner @irgarner]

Big Thread: After a few more days of war, I've been carefully monitoring Russian social media reaction and production and I'm more convinced than before that Putin's regime has totally overestimated its ability to win a propaganda war.

[radrivas @RadRivas]

50 waiting for his cue: