Lauren Pluim

social media manager accelerator active energy | previously: @crispychickenco, @angels (she/her)

[Lauren Pluim @LoPluim]

happy 3 year anniversary, got in trouble with hr for this

[Lauren Pluim @LoPluim]

@jadecapristo @docakx lolol next question please 😭

[Lauren Pluim @LoPluim]

i beg your pardon????

[Sam Altman @sama]

Tonight, we reached an agreement with the Department of War to deploy our models in their classified network.

In all of our interactions, the DoW displayed a deep respect for safety and a desire to partner to achieve the best possible outcome.

AI safety and wide distribution of benefits are the core of our mission. Two of our most important safety principles are prohibitions on domestic mass surveillance and human responsibility for the use of force, including for autonomous weapon systems. The DoW agrees with these principles, reflects them in law and policy, and we put them into our agreement.

We also will build technical safeguards to ensure our models behave as they should, which the DoW also wanted. We will deploy FDEs to help with our models and to ensure their safety, we will deploy on cloud networks only.

We are asking the DoW to offer these same terms to all AI companies, which in our opinion we think everyone should be willing to accept. We have expressed our strong desire to see things de-escalate away from legal and governmental actions and towards reasonable agreements.

We remain committed to serve all of humanity as best we can. The world is a complicated, messy, and sometimes dangerous place.

[Christopher David @Tazerface16]

When you volunteer to become a political prop, don't be surprised when they use you as a political prop.

Just saying.

[liz 💥 @lizaboth]

Thinking about the hockey moms that spent over a decade of their lives driving their sons to and from hockey practice and games just for their sons to grow up to become Olympic gold medalists who laugh at misogynist jokes at the expense of women

[Lauren Pluim @LoPluim]

the way i was literally reading “the long game” last night and took a phone break only to be reminded of how fucked real life hockey players are was very jarring

[Lauren Pluim @LoPluim]

is he worried that excluding the women’s team would get him impeached OR is he worried a lot of them would decline and embarrass him

[z - liss @lordofthepepsi]

trump saying “you know we’ll have to bring the women’s team right?” and them all fucking laughing yeah nuke the entire team. logging off i’m done.

[Lauren Pluim @LoPluim]

fucking embarrassing behavior

[greta theft autumn ✿ (4.3% FC) @2007warpedtour]

all of them laughing about inviting the women’s team. every single one of them

[Lauren Pluim @LoPluim]

ew

[PuckEmpire @puckempire]

The boys are partying with Kash Patel rn on Dylan Larkin's IG live

[Lauren Pluim @LoPluim]

bitch i gotta be up at 5 you ain’t special

[Yahoo Sports @YahooSports]

Charles Barkley will be up bright and early to watch the U.S. take on Canada for the gold medal 🌅

[Lauren Pluim @LoPluim]

20 min 3v3? are they like actually trying to kill them?

[Lauren Pluim @LoPluim]

saving it for later

[Yahoo Sports @YahooSports]

Phillies SP Zack Wheeler said he is keeping a removed rib in a closet in his house after undergoing thoracic outlet surgery 😳

(via @lochlahn)

[Lauren Pluim @LoPluim]

nothing makes me happier than knowing how pissed off dave portnoy is right now

[Lauren Pluim @LoPluim]

bad day for patriots everywhere

[Lauren Pluim @LoPluim]

feels like it’s 2019 and i’m an angels intern again with the way my feed looks today

(also good shit kole and stfu zack)

[Lauren Pluim @LoPluim]

literally was refusing to believe he said all that until i saw a video with my own eyes and here it is

[Sheng Peng @Sheng_Peng]

Gary Bettman is a big fan of "Heated Rivalry"!

[Brian Krassenstein @krassenstein]

BREAKING: The Minnesota Timberwolves just held a moment of silence for Renee Good, who was fatally shot by Jonathan Ross yesterday.

Much respect to the team.

[Lauren Pluim @LoPluim]

@spiritsflown just a stack of tim hortons roll up the rim cups actually