Kiersten Jonkman

Doctor of music, professional trumpeter, pool player, gym goer, hockey lover #LGRW

[Kiersten Jonkman @kierstenjonkman]

I DID IT!!! Feel free to call me doctor 💁‍♀️

[Kiersten Jonkman @kierstenjonkman]

If you think the president gives a single fuck about you, you are delusional!

[Congresswoman Sarah McBride @Rep_McBride]

The President just cancelled the signing for that bipartisan housing bill I told you about yesterday — all because he is throwing a tantrum since the Senate will not pass his so-called "Save America" Act. Delawareans can see plainly where his priorities are: a ballroom, a reflecting pool, and his conspiracies. Certainly not addressing the cost of living crisis

[Kiersten Jonkman @kierstenjonkman]

@yourfun1st @VladTheInflator Sounds like a skill problem since everything was much more accessible when you were young 😌

[Kiersten Jonkman @kierstenjonkman]

@CircuitMurmur @crhvr_weather @VladTheInflator Who gave out those participation trophies, dipshit?

[Stephen King @StephenKing]

It will be at least 40 years before our loved and lovely America recovers from the wounds this selfish, stupid, and ego-driven man has inflicted. That it will recover seems certain to me, but it will leave scars.

[ُ sushi ibushi 𖣂 @svhibe]

so they stole the company from its owners and stole the ingredients from Palestinians. It is indeed the most israeli ice cream yet.

[Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen]

“Let’s be honest about what this is. Donald Trump hired a company that was not qualified, they did a shoddy job, and because he has such a fragile ego, now Donald Trump has to play make believe that, in fact, this was the work of 'elusive vandals'... this is all just bad community theater."

h/t @Elex_Michaelson @CNNTheStoryIs

[Kiersten Jonkman @kierstenjonkman]

My immigrant dad and uneducated mom buying a house on two entry-level salaries and I have a doctorate 🥲

[Kiersten Jonkman @kierstenjonkman]

@lilbernadette @MattDRFCshirts Your experience is not everyone else’s. Do better.

[The Tennessee Holler @TheTNHoller]

🙃

[kristina. @cosmepolitics]

AI Data Centers don’t need water.

They’re just cheap.

[Kiersten Jonkman @kierstenjonkman]

Totally unsurprising 😓

[Meidas_Charise Lee @charise_lee]

🚨🚨🚨 Just seeing this on 6/22/26 ….SHARE‼️

[Kiersten Jonkman @kierstenjonkman]

@FemerShaunFawn @daniellabruce_ Oh shit, missed the age warning label on my jeans again

[Kiersten Jonkman @kierstenjonkman]

@MAGACult2 “I might not have all of these little things that you remember” - exactly. If you don’t know what you’re talking about, learn or shut up.

[Kiersten Jonkman @kierstenjonkman]

@GoernerHugo @MAGACult2 These people aren’t intelligent so there’s nothing to insult, and he actually tries to pull them back to the original prompt when they start talking about something unrelated

[Kiersten Jonkman @kierstenjonkman]

I love Dropout so much 🥲

[Dropout @dropout]

reminder: we're cool with you sharing your password (but share responsibly) 🫂

[Bryan Andrews @bryanandrews_]

They gonna hate this one

[Kiersten Jonkman @kierstenjonkman]

@PopBase Not including @nlyonne in this caption is criminal

[Kiersten Jonkman @kierstenjonkman]

@percyishim Sounds like poor money management, not that $5 million isn’t a lot

[Marco Foster @MarcoFoster_]

John C. Reilly: “Why aren’t people on the right wing concerned about human rights? They’re human too. Elon Musk says don’t be fooled by the empathy trap. Empathy is not a trap, empathy is a superpower. It’s what makes human beings exceptional, our ability to look outside ourself”

[Kiersten Jonkman @kierstenjonkman]

@RepNancyMace Had to double check if this was a parody account because it’s that fucking stupid