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may or may not be notable. technology reporter @cnbc

[kif @kifleswing]

New email: [email protected]

[kif @kifleswing]

imagining how lit new york is right now at 5:45 on a summer friday

[kif @kifleswing]

And in 2022 there was an error so egregious that they had to change the outcome of a school board race on Dec 29

[Rob Pyers @rpyers]

Alameda County, one of the largest reservoirs of deep blue votes in California, has not updated since 11:30PM on election night.

[kif @kifleswing]

@cyanidetooth @hissingchoir Whoah…. Got a big hipster here boys

[kif @kifleswing]

this is the only authentically hipster tweet on this site

it's too perfect: the condescension, the substance abuse, the crappy termbo grindcore noise basement show, the absence of the word hipster

[AG @hissingchoir]

not to sound too punk but while all that PBR indie shit was happening me and my friends were puking in basements across america while a band called like Slutvomit played, so forgive me if i dont see the big difference between the Lumineers and Arcade Fire

[kif @kifleswing]

@shanhedonia @hissingchoir That’s it! That’s the hipster tone!!

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@hissingchoir This guy hipsters

[kif @kifleswing]

X used to be the coolest letter. But is it anymore? My investigation

[kif @kifleswing]

Somebody stop me

[kif @kifleswing]

I totally understand the idea that there will be a new AI-powered interface for computing based on agents.

Does anyone have a cool concept video of how this might work?

[kif @kifleswing]

https://t.co/rCI5RIfJM7

[kif @kifleswing]

It really is super frustrating to not know when we'll know when an election will be decided

[Lakshya Jain @lxeagle17]

This is a reminder that there are real consequences to counting votes late. When citizens wake up, they expect they'll see some results that decently reflect the election outcome.

Seeing this — and then seeing Pan surge in the last 45% of the vote — destroys trust in elections.

[kif @kifleswing]

Your faregate has Microsoft edge installed

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Saw the windows start bar on the new Bart turnstile computers again

[Katie Tarasov @KatieTarasov]

A little analysis piece about @nvidia's move into Arm-based PC processors and laptops, with the wonderful @kifleswing and thoughts from @BenBajarin and @PatrickMoorhead
https://t.co/h7fx6ZVhVv

[kif @kifleswing]

Love this for them

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

🚨🚨🚨

Bombshell: The Browns are finalizing a trade that will send two-time Defensive Player of the Year Myles Garrett to the Los Angeles Rams, per @rapsheet, @TomPelissero and me.

In exchange for Garrett, the Rams are expected to send Pro-Bowl edge Jared Verse, a 2027 first-round pick and other draft-pick compensation still being negotiated to the Browns.

[kif @kifleswing]

Horrified and amused to learn my auto-reply has been misfiring this whole time

[kif @kifleswing]

I'm back from paternity leave and covering chips, Nvidia, and hardware for CNBC again. Send me tips and news at [email protected]!

And if you sent me an email in the past 16 weeks .... I might try again.

[kif @kifleswing]

@apollozac Hopefully no eras ended or anything while I was out!

[kif @kifleswing]

🧠🐛

[Cassie Pritchard @hecubian_devil]

If Spurs clinch, Wemby’s Spurs vs Mamdani’s Knicks will be the first NBA finals that maps onto a DSA Left vs DSA Right divide. Liberation vs Groundwork/SMC.

[kif @kifleswing]

I thought that sports gambling addicts the most annoying sports fans but this spurs thunder series has me reconsidering

[sayi+ @dubukiro]

wemby deadass pulled up in a thobe on eid channeling his past lives of kareem n hakeem to defeat haramball he actually might be the avatar

[kif @kifleswing]

I guess this is a joke but all i see is 🧠 🐛

[Miles @mtvsthewrld_]

Wemby beating a Trump-backed Knicks team is going to officially kick off the Chinese Century of Prosperity

[kif @kifleswing]

The exchange is stored in his Abridge

[kif @kifleswing]

My doctor didn’t know what nvidia is