kiplit

i have to choose the last route

[kiplit @kiiplit]

they have to do everything to make sure someone like me never happens again

[𝚑𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚜𝚙𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚜𝚜𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚎 @hellspatisserie]

HORRIBLE: the way you acted around someone has permanently added a vector of possibility to how they understand you as a person, permanently changing their view of you away from a pure, untainted state

[gabe @chronakey]

MLG showering: But my soap will never dry

[grace @gracefishlove]

Fool me once I kill myself on the spot

[ishan @Mewtxxx]

starting an anime fighter by yourself is a bottom 5 experience

[kiplit @kiiplit]

found a pepsi in the fridge that expired before my life went downhill #timecapsule

[doll @cuckuke]

I have a #hole deep in my soul that only #one thing can fill and it’s #hi

[tea ☕️ @realteaemoji]

had to immediately snatch my like away at the end of that sentence. God loves all his potato children.

[cabby @cabby]

You Must Larp the Life You Want to Live

[Ультравасилий и кот 𝕏 @g_o_n_z_o]

Пришёл с качалки, присел у подъезда покурить. Глядь, по улице принцесса какая-то плывёт. Лицо ангельское, волосы до жопы, фигурка точёная. Я так и обомлел. Думаю: надо подкатить. А она сама первая подошла, пока я кряхтел. С другой стороны, чего бы самой не подойти, жена всё-таки

[liam @DrDomodoPhD]

i love hanging out with my friends!
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[EVIL THE GOBLIN @jacksfatboner]

just you wait, you’ll see……. they’ll all see……….

[O-desmetraumadoll @TR4NNYKISSER]

"indomitable human spirit" enjoyers when they have to muster up the willpower to do the dishes and fold their laundry:

[we are frighteningly well resourced @poisonjr]

no. it's time to ball. it might be my last chance

[edith !!!! 🏳️‍⚧️👹🐧 @ruggyscruggy]

im aiming that hoe at argentina

[kiplit @kiiplit]

@VulpineAraseito how good was unika ACTUALLY

[Paladin Posting @DevotionOath]

CEASE EATING THY GRUEL WITH THE FOOLS AND THOU SHALT FEAST WITH THE BEAST