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[Rebecca Black @MsRebeccaBlack]

When the world goes trad, be gayer!

[oziọma @rsvptemple]

“two wrongs don’t make a right.”

baby I wasn’t trying to make a right.
i was trying to make two wrongs.

[g a b y @gabydvj]

i want a salad so bad. all i can think about is how much i want a beautiful summer salad. you cannot imagine how much i'm suffering right now

[antifa🔻girlfriend @lllliatttt]

alright what is everyone’s favorite fresh and bright summer recipe using only COOKED fruit and vegetables

[Wheeljack @SJWheeljack]

genuinely cannot believe that the Diarrhea Forever meme turned out to be completely literal. this political era simply cannot be parodied or satirized. the stupidest thing you can think of can and will happen.

[Buck @Buck36043Buck]

I’m as happy a a Clam that wants to Kill Itself

[erin chack @ErinChack]

One time I made eye contact with a homeless guy so I said “Hey how’s it going” and he said “Not too good im homeless.”

[Adam Rankin @rankintweets]

Every 3 years a new water bottle brand completely oneshots middle class white women like clockwork

[deffonottom @Altymcaltalt3]

It’s so funny how religious people are allowed to publicly declare that degenerates will burn in hell for all of time but you say the same about them after death and suddenly it’s deplorable

[alex turntine @turntineforwhat]

I don't see myself ever getting married but I do still want to have a party where I strut in a beautiful gown while my friends clap and cry and give me rice cookers

[scoob @MostCrucified]

customer just got all serious and was like "i just want to say thank you so much for being so understanding with me when i was frazzled here in the store last june i was going thru a lot and you were so patient" some people are built for greatness i was built for cashiering

[miia @miiagarro]

just learned in psychology that when a man goes to sleep first it's bc he’s comfortable around you and wants you to go thru his phone

[nikki 🪽 @satanispretty]

am i the weirdest girl in ur phone. do u promise

[. @mithkii]

When the beautiful summer evening randomly makes you feel like the loneliest person on earth

[every day i wake up @naughzyeighted]

“do you have a boyfriend?” i have a bomb strapped to my chest actually

[micheal @godsb0y]

i’ve decided to entirely give up on the idea of dating

[dani @cutestsmallest]

every time I get on a plane they invent a new boarding group so far back that is for only me

[pj @pjayevans]

I’m outside Mitch McConnell’s hospital window blasting See You Again by Wiz Khalifa on my JBL speaker