Ed

all these haters, lame

[Ed @kilbernbitz]

One time in college I stole a kid’s breadstick at sigma chi. He got supper pissed at me and then proceeded to tell me that he’s better than me because his dad makes $500k a year #logic

[TYLENOL® @tylenol]

@Jen_in_TX We actually don't recommend using any of our products while pregnant. Thank you for taking the time to voice your concerns today.

[John Rich🇺🇸 @johnrich]

So...they burn OUR flag, while flying THEIR flag, because they love living in OUR nation and don't want to go back to THEIR nation? Did I get that right? Get em the hell outta here.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

😂💯

[Megan Kelly @mmegankelly]

Women in sports!!!

[Tayhausen: Very Bald, Very Evil @tayredacted]

Temu used y’all’s credit card info to buy two Super Bowl ads

[jacky @JackWilliamRtF]

sir, a third temu ad has hit the super bowl

[John Foley @2008Philz]

HOLD ON HOLD ON HOLD ON...HER SISTER WAS A WITCH RIGHT? AND WHAT WAS HER SISTER? A PRINCESS, THE WICKED WITCH OF THE EAST BRO. YOU'RE GONNA LOOK AT ME AND YOU'RE GONNA TELL ME THAT I'M WRONG? AM I WRONG? SHE WORE A CROWN AND SHE CAME DOWN IN A BUBBLE

[paris rae @parisrae13]

“so am i the shit or the fart?”

[Libs of TikTok @libsoftiktok]

Male trans activist fantasizes about getting a uterus transplant so he can get pregnant and get an abortion

[Daily Caller @DailyCaller]

Nashville Police Refuse To Release Trans School Shooter's Manifesto
https://t.co/osdcCsSPyK

[Libs of TikTok @libsoftiktok]

Trans activist goes on unhinged rant calling on trans people in Tennessee to fight. “Beat them, hurt them.” @FBI

[Ed @kilbernbitz]

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 12 years, since 5 Jan 2011 (via @twi_age).

[7/11 Truther @DaveMcNamee3000]

The other reindeer describing Rudolph

https://t.co/RoL4MoVsBV

[danie @thotsofkaos]

Every time Viserys flashed them teeth #HouseOfthedragon

[misery @_docinsane]

Daemon after committing murder every episode;

#houseofthedragon

[πλήττω @plittaina]

daemon really said “keep my wife’s name out of your fucking mouth.”

#HouseOfTheDragon
#HOTD

[Savi @black_pill_]

Me watching how the war that kills all the dragons is based on a fucking misunderstanding
#HouseOfTheDragon

[Ed @kilbernbitz]

@___brianaMarie Awww no!!! Glad I could help lol my mom said it was a $1 toy from Walgreens haha

[Ed @kilbernbitz]

@Tha_Dodger give me the mic, cause I don’t like to share it, with you little rapping rodents rapping worse than a ferret. I’m a spice mice, I’ll make you say it twice, and all you other rotten rodents are vanilla ice.