Anna Chronism

Half-heartedly trying to curate a semi-decent Twitter account.

[Anna Chronism @kilcookie]

@flynorse are flights from Gatwick likely to be cancelled tomorrow?

[Anna Chronism @kilcookie]

@LidlGB why has your butter changed shape? It no longer fits on a normal sized butter dish!

[Anna Chronism @kilcookie]

@POferriesupdate how long is the current wait at calais border control please?

[Anna Chronism @kilcookie]

@POferriesupdate If we arrive early will we be put on an earlier crossing? Thanks

[Anna Chronism @kilcookie]

@MartinSLewis oaknorth (via chip) are closing all 90 day notice accounts and holding my cash for the fu 90 days. Can they do this? Given its not me closing the account I'd like my money back now!

[Anna Chronism @kilcookie]

@CeliaRichards0n One minute he thinks we should remember Christianity as a 'minority' religion, then says that there are too many minorities to keep track of. Which is it?!

[Anna Chronism @kilcookie]

@BBCWomansHour @Emmabarnett @annemcelvoy @BBCSounds A health secretary married to the Head of British sugar. Just what the NHS and a nation in appealing health needs.

[Anna Chronism @kilcookie]

@redique Changed my (already fairly good) eating habits big time. I am one of the healthiest eaters amongst my peers but was shocked into changing some very ingrained habits by my results.

The game like feel of scoring points made a massive difference to me keeping it up.

[Anna Chronism @kilcookie]

Every member of staff on my trip through @Gatwick_Airport has been polite and friendly. @BristolAirport could learn a thing or two!

[Anna Chronism @kilcookie]

I struggle to think of a dinner party @RevRichardColes wouldn't improve. My Saturday mornings aren't the same without him.

[James @james_j_bailey]

For anyone struggling with impostor syndrome today, remember that someone was once commissioned to create the artwork for a Kylie Minogue compilation CD and came up with this:

[Anna Chronism @kilcookie]

Woman on @bbcpointswest re food prices- 'we're buying stuff to eat, not to waste. Eating what we've got instead of throwing stuff away'.
Literally despair of some people.

[Anna Chronism @kilcookie]

@BritishGasHelp paid my bill (£314) early and you took the money anyway, leaving me massively out of pocket, only paying me back because I noticed and making me wait weeks for the refund! Penalised for being organised. @itvMLshow @moneysavingexpert

[Anna Chronism @kilcookie]

@nationaltrust unfortunately a truly terrible coffee experience at @AngleseyAbbeyNT today, despite asking for it to be remade without burnt milk 🤮

[Anna Chronism @kilcookie]

@andrewgregory @guardian @Sciensus_Group He's a paramedic and I've been forced to wake him when he's on night shifts to receive medication (even though I am at the address and can give all details). Couriers seem so used to it, such a wast of nhs money.

[Anna Chronism @kilcookie]

@andrewgregory @guardian another name for your @Sciensus_Group article here. Partner can never reach anyone by phone, line tells you to contact live chat which is never online. He's missed medication as they won't hand it to someone not named, but can't get in touch to add me.

[Anna Chronism @kilcookie]

I'm sorry @BBCRadio4 #callyouandyours, but a woman with a pony has paid off her mortgage is not a suitable guest to represent people who are struggling financially. Not the first time Radio 4 has come across VERY out of touch.

[Anna Chronism @kilcookie]

@DefraGovUK Not a cause for celebration.

[Anna Chronism @kilcookie]

@LidlGB your bird feeder tray is supposed to deter pigeons, not make it easier for them!

[Anna Chronism @kilcookie]

@Bris_CT if this ENORMOUS truck can make it round this corner, so can your busses without incessantly honking their horns or getting out and having a tantrum.