Kill Finch

Friendly neighborhood Martian. Might post art once in a blue moon. MAPs piss off.

[Kill Finch @kill_finch]

@regularaugust The director’s had quite the career.

[Sean Biggerstaff @Seanchuckle]

Few things in British politics are more dependable than Tories hating the predictable consequences of Toryism.

[Kill Finch @kill_finch]

People really out there nostalgic for direct to DVD sequels that were never even made.

[robbo @RobboFunny]

every single day of my adult male life with a penis and balls i think about how toy story 3 was supposed to be “Lost in Tokyo” where buzz gets recalled and they go on a adventure to Japan

and then we got the toys accepting their fate of burning alive in a dumpster fire #ok

[Kill Finch @kill_finch]

Are we gonna cancel Trump for having kids in his 50s? Seems only fair...

[doomer @uncledoomer]

having kids in your 40s is great because they come out all weird and autistic AND youre practically in a nursing home by the time they hit any major life milestones

[Maung Thuta @CypressDahlia]

@redrummarts The new-right have recently come upon this "sensitive young man" archetype that they used to call extremely gay and now they also post like depressed art kids but without any of the compassion

[Red Drummarts @redrummarts]

"Uniquely modern male experience" and it's a feeling so common in every person since industrialization you can find mainstream popular stories trying to capture the feeling since pretty much the country's founding

[Possum A-ko @KaiserBeamz]

The right-wing nerd rage machine is now pivoting to "anime was always evil gay propaganda." Let's see how it works out for them.

[The Theater Lovers | Will & Rachael @theater_lovers]

“Male actors are very smart and female actresses cannot be trusted to act, so the actor tricked the actress who is also dumb and fell for the trick.” This genre of film fact needs to fucking die.

[Lee @ilyasleftnipple]

Seattle mogged

[Hipólita of the Lily Tribe 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇦🇷☭ @its_hipolita]

This might be the most difficult cultural adaptations yanks have to make to truly join the global football family: we don't care about celebrities in the stands. The cameraman's job is to locate and then zoom into international baddies whenever play is stopped.

[s 🇪🇸 @salomefcb]

the funniest part of this world cup is commentators not recognizing any american celebrities they show on the screen

[Kill Finch @kill_finch]

If this crap came out today, toon Twitter would be all “We have to watch this to save adult hand-drawn animation!” then pretend they were never excited for it once it’s out.

[alexSSN @alexSSN]

This has to be incredibly confusing for people who have only seen Seattle through the lens of Fox News

[👑ℂℍ𝔸𝕆𝕊𝕂𝕀𝔻👑 @DatChaosGuy]

Finn joining the cookout

[Kill Finch @kill_finch]

@Blightcest69 And here I thought Kaufmo was the biggest clown at the circus

[keewa 🇵🇸 @keewa]

Norwegians doing their rowing thing in a stadium
Americans: this must be because of us

[Kill Finch @kill_finch]

This is what people on tumblr back in 2018 thought Steven Universe is like.

[adri @ps1loadscreen]

@BrndnStrssng

[Kill Finch @kill_finch]

First season had an edge to it, the pilot literally has a joke about how Bob’s son is too fat to get molested by pedophiles. They sanded those kinds of jokes off pretty quick, though.

[Potato Snail 🥔🐌 @I_love_snailsss]

Let's he honest, Bob's Burgers is the least adult adult show ever. Like there is a minor amount of swearing and some darker topics, but overall it's very tame

[Kill Finch @kill_finch]

@hayasaka_aryan So you want these women to have abortions? That sounds extremely woke of you!

[Kill Finch @kill_finch]

@agraybee When people say “non-voters are far to the left of Democrats” they typically mean that the public wants Canada-style healthcare policy and nothing else.