Dan Killabrews

Hot takes on Westmo, Willy Woods, Fulton and more. Probably not actually Dan from Killabrew’s.

[Dan Killabrews @KillabrewsDan]

Your move @PostOffice https://t.co/JGI7yKwC96

[KOMU 8 News @KOMUnews]

22 minors were arrested in Fulton bars overnight. https://t.co/Sim1gu8LDc

[Dan Killabrews @KillabrewsDan]

Not associated with Dan Killabrews Instagram. That dudes a phony

[Dan Killabrews @KillabrewsDan]

We’re not suspended... YOU’RE SUSPENDED!!

[Dan Killabrews @KillabrewsDan]

Best football team in Fulton?

[Dan Killabrews @KillabrewsDan]

Getting shitty at an Applebee’s on $2 Blue-moons and trying to get in a fight with a dad.

[Dan Killabrews @KillabrewsDan]

Lil Slap-Chop https://t.co/dzlob6Urjo

[Dan Killabrews @KillabrewsDan]

The real walk of shame is going into the bank to get a new card after you black out and lose all of your shit on New Years eve. Also if you’ve seen my wallet, lmk.

[Dan Killabrews @KillabrewsDan]

🤦🏻‍♂️Symposium 🤷🏻‍♂️ ayye close enough https://t.co/ZMDNKpELgU

[Skiv @Skivur]

type "trash" with your eyes closed

[Dan Killabrews @KillabrewsDan]

Literally had to make a burner twitter just to have a little fun and I know some people still take this stuff serious 😂 https://t.co/Fcjljn8sGc

[Dan Killabrews @KillabrewsDan]

@claracourtneyy

[Dan Killabrews @KillabrewsDan]

*It’s 2022, I’m in the final round of interviews to get dream job. Interviewer comes in*

Her: “So your background check came back... who is Dan Killabrews?”

*A small bead of sweat rolls down my forehead. They finally got me.*

[Dan Killabrews @KillabrewsDan]

Too many years of drinking nuclear waste Fulton tap water has made my brain mush.

[Dan Killabrews @KillabrewsDan]

Month and a half and I have more followers than Westmo does freshman. Your move.

[Dan Killabrews @KillabrewsDan]

And Approximately 25 of them were social media marketing interns for Westminster college. https://t.co/gwJ6VlxXZ4

[Westminster College @WestminsterMO]

Approximately 50 Westminster students participated in internships during this fall semester, gaining career-related experience and knowledge outside of the classroom.
#WCPowerInPurpose
https://t.co/lPuIkZrDoP

[Dan Killabrews @KillabrewsDan]

#NewProfilePic

[Dan Killabrews @KillabrewsDan]

When everyone gets back their hometown bars and realize how much they miss Kbrews prices.

[Dan Killabrews @KillabrewsDan]

All I want for Christmas is to never have to go back to Fulton ever again.

[Dan Killabrews @KillabrewsDan]

Them: “How’s finals week going?”
Me:

[Dan Killabrews @KillabrewsDan]

Never forget. 😔

[Dan Killabrews @KillabrewsDan]

First graduating class was made up of 1 student! Solid improvement this year we’re on track to have at least 15. https://t.co/kIx9qzicoU

[Westminster College @WestminsterMO]

#TBT to #Westeryears: Westminster’s First Graduating Class of One
https://t.co/0AgfEOD68b