Kyle

[Not A Number @myhiddenvalue]

Exactly

[Kyle @killat0r]

@BlondeBigot11 🤮🤮🤮

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

Misleading packages are illegal in Japan

[Bloody Disgusting @BDisgusting]

EVIL DEAD WRATH is set in 1972.

"It predates everything," producer Rob Tapert teases.

"It will feel like a 1972 movie."

In theaters April 7, 2028.

[JayGen 𝕏 er🇨🇦 @JayGenXer]

Ok Toronto, EXPLAIN THIS!

Like WHY?? WHY is this a thing??

[Mario Zelaya @mario4thenorth]

Brutal.

A man who came from Ecuador, to Canada, expecting to see “the first world,” only to find that it’s worse than Ecuador.

And when someone commented that it’s safer than his country, he replied, he was “shot and almost killed in Canada”.

Thank the Liberals.

[tribal chief ☝🏻🩸 @luireigns]

During Collision, a kid in the Omaha crowd flipped off Chris Jericho… and what followed was incredible.

Might be the funniest wrestling moment in 2025 that never aired.

Absolute gold — it even made Jericho break character 😭💀

[N Ecc 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @Neccccy]

When you realise how irrelevant you really are 😂😂

[Satire Squad HQ @SatireSquadHQ]

🚨🚨🚨Elon Musk Buys Canada!🇨🇦

The world’s first trillionaire has a new acquisition target.

🚀👑

“The Liberals spent a decade explaining why Canada couldn’t do the shit that made Canada rich”

[NO CONTEXT HUMANS @HumansNoContext]

The window that becomes a small balcony is genius

[X Ethan @XEthan_Carter]

The truth will set you free

[Lord Bebo @MyLordBebo]

🇺🇸🇯🇵 JAPANESE FANS VS KNICKS FANS CELEBRATING

Surely having Japanese fans celebrating leaves a clean city and stadium.

[🚫👁️Drinks on Saturday🇺🇸 @drinkonsaturday]

One of, if not the greatest luxuries in life...

[Catturd ™ @catturd2]

Greatest President ever.

[End Wokeness @EndWokeness]

It must suck to have to pretend to be mad at this

[Benny Johnson @bennyjohnson]

🚨BREAKING: President Trump announces that the U.S. and Iran have reached a Peace Deal

[MAGA Voice @MAGAVoice]

🚨 BREAKING MASSIVE: A PEACE DEAL between America and Iran has been OFFICIALLY REACHED

PRESIDENT TRUMP HAS DONE THE IMPOSSIBLE

THE PEACE PRESIDENT 🙏

[Overton @overton_news]

WHOA: Spencer Pratt just went NUCLEAR on Karen Bass and Nithya Raman in a new video posted to X.

“You think your election was going to stop me? If you want to stop me, you’re going to have to f*cking kill me!”

He warned that he has recordings of one of the candidates that will force her to “resign in shame,” and said the gloves are now completely off.

PRATT: “You’re about to reward the arsonist who torched the place with four more years of destruction?”

“My goal hasn’t changed. I’ve been very focused on stopping these commie animals and I will stop them.”

“If you think we uncovered a lot of fraud and evil in the campaign, just wait.”

“We have some recordings of one of your exalted candidates doing and saying something that would make her resign in shame.”

“I was saving it for the general election. Go ahead and pick your demon, certify your choice and then you get to see it.”

“So Karen, Nithya, ask yourself, is it possible that one of your employees may have a recording of you doing or saying something that would force you to resign in disgrace?”

[Kyle @killat0r]

@MarcNixon24 🤮🤮🤮🤮