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@valentiger | @twindeermusic

[JuiceOne @JuiceSimpsons]

"Wembanyama, Anunoby...Anunoby, Wembanyama..."

[NYTPitchbot @DougJBalloon]

I’m Kid Rock.”
“I’m Naomi Wolf.”
“I’m Kanye West.”
“I’m Matt Taibbi.”
“I’m Catturd. Those stories, plus Rob Schneider, tonight on 60 Minutes.”

[bill @killbahler]

@notorlouslT it’s crazy. same thing with nhl - especially when you can compare with the canadian broadcast

[summer🔜vibecamp @transgendererer]

everyone makes fun of "ax you a question" but pronouncing it "asterix" goes unquestioned. lets confront our biases here.

[ally @missmayn]

they want us to believe it’s a national security emergency to fall behind china on Ai but falling behind china on high speed rail, renewable energy and childhood nutrition is a-OK.

[santos-inistas @JDabknee]

Why would the worlds most successful living musician agree to have his dead wife and friends made fun of by the worlds hackiest chuds for an hour. What could possibly be in this for him.

[bill @killbahler]

@TheDegenWeekly it was 7 when it was on streaming only. now that it’s back on NBC, they gotta get that jeopardy/wheel money before tip off

[laurinha 🦠 @ecto_fun]

i’m not exaggerating when i say the 37 second mark has maybe the worst sounding yell ive ever heard in any song. sounds like someones strangling gilbert gottfried

[bill @killbahler]

RIP to the great @patcaputo98

[bill @killbahler]

boomer opinion here but the NBA playoffs should all be available over the air or on cable. at the very least in the teams’ local markets like NFL does.

[gwen howerton @kissphoria]

ted turner was what you ideally do if you're a billionaire, which is spend your money on baseball and wrestling

[gio🦁 @Clapped_Dre]

Going to Home Depot and asking if they have the Ausar Thompson

[fintan @objectfetishist]

John Fahey: “Turtles are my favorite animals. Everybody runs over them on the highways and that’s why I want to kill everybody. That’s one reason why I want to kill everybody.” Via a 1970 interview.

[bill @killbahler]

@50YearsAgoLive yeah, no, he saw too many broken bodies of the men who tried to protect the right to burn it

[bill @killbahler]

there’s no reason basketballs and footballs couldn’t be the same color

[bill @killbahler]

@WokeMitt richard nixon and henry kissinger would like a word

[bill @killbahler]

big shoutout to lake michigan

[Ryan Hall, Y’all @ryanhallyall]

Here's a timeline showing the 150 tornado & 300+ severe thunderstorm warnings from yesterday..

[💫Tribe 13X 🔻 💫 @B00K0FTRIBE]

Forrest Gump: the FBI gave me a pistol and told me to shoot a man named Malcolm X they said he was a mean man saying rude things about white people even other blacks like minister farrakhan thought he needed a spanking

Me: *checking watch* where is this fucking bus dude

[bill @killbahler]

this @tigers game had everything

-rain delays
-blown leads
-home runs
-a walk off
-umpire with explosive diarrhea

[bill @killbahler]

@DougAndGator971 which former venue do you miss the most? tiger stadium, joe louis arena, or the palace?