Bilal

i wanna sleep

[Bilal @killbil007]

“I can fix him”, eddi tu kfc mighty zinger

[Bilal @killbil007]

@zaid_ensari 2 saal bad bhi credit lenay aagaya

[Bilal @killbil007]

How do i end up getting the kindest sweetest people as friends? In my past life I probably did something good good

[Bilal @killbil007]

My intern is flirting with another intern instead of working… apple doesn’t fall from the tree

[Bilal @killbil007]

Paris 🤝 lahore

[Enjoy Wild Moments @EnjoyWildMoment]

18. In 1984 a German correspondent in Paris explains how to cross Place de la Concorde. "Walk in a steady pace and never look at the drivers, then they'll think you need to stop for them."

[Bilal @killbil007]

Microdosing hell by stopping vaping, drinking and smoking up… planning for the worst case scenario just in case i dont make it to heaven with all the free booze and stuff

[Aamir @RantingGareeb]

One of the largest sea ports of Pakistan in Faisalabad is destroyed, absolutely horrific

[Bilal @killbil007]

@whewed12 Idhr jaan per bani hai aur apko apni chai ky fikar hai

[Bilal @killbil007]

White passport chahiyay

[Bilal @killbil007]

The lahori accent is strong at my new workplace

[Bilal @killbil007]

Coworker said hymen is too much these days… she meant humidity

[Bilal @killbil007]

Jo khushi nashon me hai woh pyar me kahan

[Bilal @killbil007]

@whewed12 MashAllah

[Bilal @killbil007]

Dude who said men aren’t robots is winning again… stay tuned for more wisdom for next 4 years

[Bilal @killbil007]

@ShanzeNaim Duhh

[Bilal @killbil007]

Blasting emo music on my speakers so whole block joins me in emo hours

[Bilal @killbil007]

Imran rash*d really knew something when he called me nakaam ashiq even though I was kamyab ashiq back then

[Bilal @killbil007]

Why is it that i always mess it up? Is there a jinx on me?

[Bilal @killbil007]

Men shouldn’t be in leadership position they never stop the lecture

[Bilal @killbil007]

@zaid_ensari Inshallah

[Bilal @killbil007]

Animal is maula jutt but better