Kami

buzzing

[Kami @kungfukami]

2 weeks ago I almost died and now @rickygervais has liked a tweet of mine, funny how life just happens.

[Khawaja M. Asif @KhawajaMAsif]

If Iranian people are energised and motivated according to you, show some balls and go back and lead them and remove the regime. Put your money where your arse is, bloody parasitical imperial whore..

[eat soup @jasminericegirl]

2025 is gonna be my year

[Kami @kungfukami]

Top tier analysis 😂

[feroolugbade @vactleomarcus]

In the summer, consider selling Bruno Fernandes, Casemiro, and Marcus Rashford, with Rashford's deal including a buy-back clause that allows us to buy him back every two years only to sell him again the same summer. Sell Altay Bayindir, but pay his new club to restrict him to U21 matches only. Allow Kobbie Mainoo and Alejandro Garnacho to play in some U21 games to remind them they're not yet that GUYS yet. Use Luke Shaw as a souvenir for a public hospital in England.

Buy a new goalkeeper who can challenge Andre Onana for the first-team spot. Terminate Tyrell Malacia's work permit in the UK and sell him. Encourage Rasmus Hojlund to explore acting Viking movies, as his attacking play needs improvement. OMG, he can’t even attack the Saxons

Put Lisandro Martinez on a strict diet consisting only of beans. Return Joshua Zirkzee to Bologna without requesting a refund, something like a 'dump and run' strategy.

I don’t believe in curses, but if they did exist, Diogo Dalot should have run mad by now, wandering the streets of Manchester.

Bruno Fernandes should start learning Arabic, with a penalty of withholding his weekly pay for missing any classes.

In Ruben Amorim we trust.

#GGMU #MUFC

[F1 Wallpapers @F1WallpaperHQ]

Mika Hakkinen & Michael Schumacher, Suzuka 2000 🤝

[clara @leclercsletters]

oscar commenting about the camera switching to him when charles mentioned his family 😭😭😭

[David de Gea @D_DeGea]

I've seen this movie before 🔴🔴

[Kami @kungfukami]

Sometimes I miss the old Twitter:/

[F1 Wallpapers @F1WallpaperHQ]

Last time as teammates tomorrow 🥺

🇪🇸 @Carlossainz55 🤝 @Charles_Leclerc 🇲🇨

[Formula 1 @F1]

End of an era.

#F1 #AbuDhabiGP

[✯ 3 @Willseh14]

This is gonna be rent free in my head forever
https://t.co/nTryhCHxTr

[Kami @kungfukami]

Yo @Carra23 @MicahRichards boys where you at need the whole team for this event!

[Kami @kungfukami]

I feel like adulthood is just going through old facebook posts in your memories, cringing at your past self, and deleting shit you just don’t agree with anymore.
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I guess this tweet will be deleted, by me, in about 10 years

[F1 HQ @HQFormula1]

📂 Wallpapers
└👑 Legends
└🇩🇪 Michael Schumacher

[isha @scriptedcore]

“sorry my prada’s at the cleaners” changed lives

[Parker 🕸🕷 @mcuspider616]

That mask is genuinely BEAUTIFUL in every angle, jeez

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

😭😭😭

[Kami @kungfukami]

“Probably not”
Proceeds to ace every helmet
Funny man Seb Vettel!